175 metres beneath the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva, Switzerland a thousand scientists are seeking the key to the universe. Last year an announcement was made that it had been found in a waste paper basket near the Atlas complex at the LHCA.
But a Cardinal from the Pope's nuclear physics portakabin in the Vatican has said that the Higgs Boson or "God" particle is the wrong particle.
They found the Jehovah particle, and they should be looking for the Jesus particle, he explained. The Jesus particle holds the key to the Universe, but the Jehovah particle is just worthless. Anyway, I knew where it was. I had put it in a drawer in the Creationist offices years ago. The cleaning lady threw it in the main collider waste paper basket and they found it there last year.
The Jesus particle, now that's a different kettle of fishes. They don't need this great big collider to find that, they need a Tiny Hadron collider or THC. You can get them on E Bay. Pity, they should have asked me.