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Tuesday, 26 November 2013

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We have had it with rocks. Nmonstersow its time to photograph monsters.

Billions dollar budgets spent looking at dried up Space Rocks and blocks of ice to pamper to geologists may be at an end.

People want to look at the little green men and space monsters which we know are there, but they dont get a look in because they are not stones and rubble.

Geologists with rock fetishes are known to have financed and sponsored every single Space Project from 1946.

Consequently no photographs were ever taken of Moon Men, Martians etc.

Now the views of Geologists will be ignored and thousands of photographs of Aliens and men from outer space will be concentrated on, said Sigourney Weaver this morning.

"Some Aliens are very frightening with acid saliva and teeth that shoot out" said Sigourney. "So don't stroke them or keep them as pets".

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