HOUSTON - The National Aeronaudics and Space Administration has just issued a statment stating that it will run out of funds on March 13, 2014.
NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb informed the U.S. news media that NASA tried to get President Obama to alott the $9 Billion that is needed but he basically said "No way José."
The president added that he wishes he could do it but pointed out that if he did the GOPers would have a cow, a horse, a hippo, and of course an elephant.
Timmelfarb told the president that he understood and said that GOPettes Sarah "Reindeer Balls" Palin and Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter are the two most despised females at NASA.
President Obama informed him that the two bitter mouthpieces are also the two most hated women at the White House along with Laura "Smirky" Ingraham.
NASA has decided that their best bet is to ask the Republic of China for a $9 billion loan.
They figure that they can put up the entire NASA complex along with all of the land rovers as collateral.
SIDENOTE: Trent Timmelfarb informed the news media that he has already talked to a representative from China and it looks like China will be providing NASA with the needed funds.