Written by Harry Buttz
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Topics: Computers, speech

Saturday, 23 November 2013

Bradenton, Fl - The future is he-he-here now. Dragon speech rrrecognition software performed fl-flawlessly. Ca-control your co-co-computer with your voice. Wh-wh-when you talk, your comp-p-puter types with extreme ack-ack-accuracy. It trrransforms what you ssssay into the exact w-w-words.

Used to dick dick dictate letters, etc., Drrragon software is invaluable. I found it t-t-to be 99% ack-accurate and would nnnnot hesit-t-tate to rrecommend buying. I, as a c-c-columnist have ffffound many app-p-plications for its use. I am a wr-writer for the Br-Br-Bradenton Herald and ute-utilize the software for all my wwwork.

4.75 st-st-stars out of 5. W-would make a grrrreat x-mas g-gift. Like the ad ssssez, 'Drrragon will n-n-never leave you sp-spee-speech...oh hell, forget it.

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