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Saturday, 16 November 2013

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A photo of Mars which was taken at 2:45 a.m.

HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has stated that his agency is proud of the fantastic job that the Martian land rover Curiosity has done.

He remarked that it has performed far beyond any expectations of the space program experts.

Timmelfarb said that NASA has decided that they will be recalling Curiosity so that it can be replaced with a brand new 2014 model.

He noted that the new land rover will be named Curiosity Dos in honor of the nation's ever growing Hispanic population.

Timmelfarb said that Curiosity Dos will be equipped with a bullet proof windshield unlike the old Curiosity which simply had the standard universal windshield.

SIDENOTE: Trent Timmelfarb was asked where the tremendous amout of money that will be needed to purchase Curiosity Dos is coming from. He explained that arrangements have been made to borrow the money from the nation's Food Stamp Program.

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