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Monday, 11 November 2013

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The Land Rover Curiosity is currently located just south of the Saint Orleans Volcanic Crater.

HOUSTON - NASA has just received a certified letter from The Rampart Vehicles Corporation, the company that built the Mars Land Rover Curiosity.

According to NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb, Rampart Vehicles is recalling the land rover Curiosity due to a defect in both windshield wipers which could cause the wipers to malfunction.

Timmelfarb informed the company that it would be virtually impossible to bring the land rover back to Earth.

He was told by a representative of the company that in the event that the land rover Curiosity is not brought in for the defect to be corrected then it will cause Curiosity's warranty to become null and void.

Timmelfarb asked how in the world such an oversight could have occured. He was told that Rampart Vehicles has a lot of brand new employees and some are still in probationary status.

SIDENOTE: Trent Timmelfarb told American Spotlight Magazine that NASA plans to hire the services of noted California attorney Ginger Allred to sue The Rampart Vehicles Corporation for Negligent Ipso Blatantisimo.

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