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Wednesday, 16 October 2013

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Curiosity discovered the arrowheads in the very center of the planet Mars. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo)

HOUSTON - NASA has just reported what is being hailed as an amazing discovery that was made by the Mars Land Rover Curiosity.

According to high ranking NASA officials the land rover has discovered over 30 arrowheads that laid buried one foot beneath the Martian surface.

The arrowheads were in excellent condition and are believed to be very similar to the arrowheads that have been found in many locations west of the Mississippi River.

Billy Flying Bird, a full-blooded Mescalero Apache, stated that judging from the photos taken by Curiosity, the arrowheads are very similar to the arrowheads that were made by members of the Lakota Sioux.

Curiosity also found fragments of what NASA scientists say could possibly be pieces of a teepee.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Three of the arrowheads greatly resemble the arrowhead that was found on the moon by astronaut Neil Armstrong.]

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