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Saturday, 7 September 2013

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Vice-President Joe Biden has said that all of the gold on Mars belongs to the United States.

HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that its Mars land rover, Curiosity has just made an amazing discovery.

It has sent back video that shows a field of gold that is completely covered with gold nuggets.

NASA scientists say that the gold field is the size of Massachusetts and it makes the gold fields in 1849 California seem like gnats compared to a Brontosaurus.

NASA went on to state that if its scientific calculations are accurate and there is no reason to believe otherwise, then there is enough gold in the Martian gold field, tentatively named, The Michelle Obama Martian Gold Field, that it could easily fill up 7,314 Fort Knox's.

When President Obama was informed about this unbelievable discovery he hollered out, "Good gracious! Yippee-ki-yay! Now that's what I'm talking about y'all!"

He smiled and said, "Now lets get us some professional gold prospectors ready to head on out there and start the gathering up process pronto."

SIDENOTE: According to financial analysts this fantastic find could easily pay off the entire national debt and still have more than enough money left over to buy every man, woman, and child in the United States a 2014 Lamborghini Murcielago.

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