After the recently announced launch of the 2DS, Nintendo of America plans to release a version with a one-dimensional screen. These plans were leaked by George Simms, a janitor in the main offices.
"Gamers are finding beauty in simplicity now." is what Satoru Iwata plans to say at the press conference. "We are fulfilling their needs to have something so simple, with such deep gameplay. This is a risky venture, but you, the stockholders, should be very pleased with this. We are creating a whole new genre." Satoru Iwata has yet to comment on how this will work.
Even with all this new technology, gamers are still skeptical of weather it will deliver on the bold promises, or if the device is too simple to make any good games. No launch titles have been announced.