Written by Gary Potter
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Tuesday, 25 June 2013

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Dawkins - eager to follow Ted Nugent into rock stardom

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot MC Dickie Dawkins, has today befuddled his swathe of bleating disciples by unveiling his previously hidden desire to be a pop star.

At a recent Saatchi and Saatchi sermon, he broke off and left the stage to present what can only be described as a complete and unmitigated embarrassment for the audience to endure.

There were Dawkins soundbites added to an awful techno sounding background with visuals akin to badly realised Monty Pythonesque comedy.

Dawkins, famous for his beliefs in life on earth being due to little green men from other planets, would appear to have finally lost what little plot he had left.

We consulted our regular science correspondent, who was unusually concise in his report - "Twat" was his review of Dawkins latest exploits.

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