Written by Hydrogen Balloon

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Topics: Cannabis, Astronomy

Saturday, 20 April 2013

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Helping Earth's Ring To Grow

Houston, TX-- NASA astronomers have something new to look upon in the night sky, courtesy of marijuana smokers from around the world. Sky-watchers have spotted a faint ring of gray marijuana smoke orbiting our planet. The ring extends about half way to the moon and can only be seen through a telescope at this time.

Famed NASA astronomer Dr. Karl Saygun is credited with the discovery. He gave some details about the ring to the press:

"We know the gas giant planets--Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune all have rings. Now our own small planet has a ring too!" said Dr. Saygun with delight.

Dr Saygun performed a mass spectrograph on the ring and made an astonishing discovery. The ring is made from marijuana smoke.

"When someone exhales a puff of marijuana smoke, the smoke just keeps going up in the sky--all the way to Outer Space!" said Dr. Saygun.

Astronomers say the ring is growing every day and it will soon be visible without a telescope.

"The ring is made of b-ba-bah-billions and b-ba-bah-billyyyyons of puffs of marijuana smoke." stammered Dr. Saygun. "Let's keep it growing!"

The famed astronomer then whipped out a blunt from the pocket of his white lab coat and began smoking it.

"I will do my part to make the ring keep growing." said Dr. Saygun as he exhaled a ring of gray smoke. "I hope all of you will do your part too."

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