Written by erikals1
Print this

Sunday, 7 April 2013

Disabled mall cops will not be unemployed thanks to Pride Mobility's new range of police specification mobility scooters.
The range includes light, medium and heavy duty scooters fitted with police equipment such as full emergency LED light packages, radios, siren/PA systems and mobile computers. Pride also modifies new and existing golf carts to use hand controls and also installs a range of police equipment for law enforcement agencies.

Twenty four disabled mall cops have tested the new scooters and given them a 10/10 in every category. One even went so far as to describe them as 'The 'Pursuit Special' from Mad Max.' Another described it as 'sheer joy just to ride Code 3 in one of these.'

The scooters are now being sold through mobility shops USA-wide.

Make erikals1's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 plus 4?

6 20 18 9
51 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more