Written by Oscar Wegner
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Topics: Government, suicide

Friday, 8 September 2006

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Are you crazy? Take the TeenScreen suicide test, and most likely you are. Designed, with government and Big Pharma backing and funding to penetrate society from a young age, Teen Screen is a catch all for any "mental disease", such as biting your fingernails, shyly looking at other-sex classmates, drinking too much coffee, or unconsciously blurting an "f" word. You name it, and you can surely fit it into the disease monger of the psychiatric official manual of mental health.
Either we are all crazy, or the psychiatric industry is. Your vote does not count, though. If you criticize the psych industry, you have another mental disease.
I wonder if this whole country is going to be an immense psychiatric ward. Pity the thousands of bodies strewn in the morgues, victims of Prozac, Ritalin, Paxil and Zoloft, and other "wonder medications" induced suicides. Or victims of Prozac, Ritalin, Paxil and Zoloft and other "legal" drugs induced violence, murder and mayhem.
Do you know that Ritalin is now one of the most sought-after street drugs?
Teen Screen is aptly named. It is a teen targeted screen hiding for the pharmaceutical industries' master plan to multiply their sales. One part of this plan is to get you as young as possible, starting at birth. Some states have passed and others are contemplating laws "protecting" the mental health of such vulnerable age. Newborns are certainly depressed, crazy, they cry too much. A strong pill, and they sleep like a baby. You should wonder, though, if the baby will ever wake up or if he or she will have a stunted growth.
Teen Screen, while purporting to prevent suicide, is actually promoting teen suicidal ideation provoked by unavoidable, for menial showings as far as boredom, disinterest, or biting a pen, treatment drugs.
Suicide among elderly in nursing homes is also way up. No wonder. The elderly have been a target of psychiatry and pharmaceutical drugs as well. Again, drug induced suicidal thoughts, now corroborated by the FDA, and likely results. And elderly home violence, which leads to more prescription drugs, is up as well.
We look back in history, and we find the same chaps acting during the Holocaust. The reigning German psychiatric industry had Hitler on several psychiatric drugs at the same time. And think that just one or two of these mind altering drugs were sufficient for some mothers to drown their children or cut their arms. Hitler had up to seven prescribed psychiatric drugs at the same time. No wonder he fantasized of murdering millions, not just a few.
And in modern history, another barbarian, Al Zahiri, Bin Laden's right hand, an Egyptian trained psychologist, expertly hands drugs to young fighters to convert them not only in zealots, but also in hallucinating suicide murderers.
If you ever thought of where is this world going with so much violence, an Apocalypse in its own, and the end of liberty and life as we dream it, think of the real enemy, the drug pushers, the crazy ones, i.e. the psychiatrists, their master pushers i.e. Ely Lilly, Pfizer, et al, and the stupid, corrupt government officials that instead of creating a better world and serving the people, are serving Big Pharma, and, without knowing, creating a societal demise and their own. A psychiatric controlled world will also mean government control, controlled by psychiatry.
Imagine dying in such a confused state of mind. Will we know which is the way up to Heaven, or will we just plunge towards Hell. We may not know the difference, gratefully thanking the heavily advertised psychiatric drugs.

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