Its official! NASA has finally come clean and admitted that the space race to put a man on Mars is being lost due to budget cuts and that the 'commies' are way ahead with their space programme.
During a NASA press conference yesterday, a NASA spokesperson, who cannot be named for legal reasons, admitted that the Obomber Administration had been critical of NASA's research and development programme to put a man on Mars by 2050. More criticism was to follow on the Trillions of tax payers' dollars which were being wasted on office equipment and administration costs such as gold plated paper clips and 3 speed vibrating chairs.
Yesterday NASA bravely launched its new astronaut programme stating that 'the race to Mars will not be won by a Chimpanzee, Man or a Woman or a little dog, but it will be won by a Blow up Doll called Suzie'.
Billions have been spent on research and development and we have come to the conclusion, that it would be safer and more economically sound, to send a blow up doll into space called S.U.S.I.E (Space Utility System Intelligence Evaluator) because let's face it, we haven't got a clue what we are doing really because space is just too big'.
In a press release today, NASA denied that the moon was made of cheese and that Mars had a soft caramel center but did go on to state that 'At this very moment, we have our top scientists and brains running lots of tests and working on Suzie and we have found that she is tougher than we think'.