Modern science has today been exposed as a momentous pile of steaming shite.
According to Sanjoy Som from Nasa's Ames Research Center, raindrops which caused indentations and then waited thousands of years to fossilized, allow an insight into climatic conditions 2.7 billion years ago. I shit you not.
Our resident genuine scientist, i.e. one who actually conducts repeatable experiments and verifies claims by experimentation rather than pipe dreaming had this to say: "I've heard it all now. How the f*ck can a raindrop indentation remain unaltered as it fossilizes? I've never heard such f*cking bullshit in my life. These idiots are receiving funding as well."
It was at this point that he broke down in tears of desperation.