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Monday, 29 October 2012

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This is not Volga Olga; but she would love to be her!

Scientists have discovered an 86 year old Russian hag called, Volga Olga, deep in the depths of a Siberian forest. And after thorough research they discoverd that Volga Olga was the oldest living nymphomaniac on the planet!

The proof of her "olympic performances" in sexual activities were well documented because not only did she entertain passing, lost, horse-backed, bare-backed, Russian Cossacks, searching for a cause bare-back style; she also recollected a long-term relationship with a British anthropolgist, who was last seen chasing super-hero, Erskine Quint all over the planet, but that's a different story and he was last seen flying over the Amazon (??).

Scientists were dumbfounded to discover that Volga Olga had had more sexual relationships with men after the ripe old age of 76 than most married men ever had during their married lives; astonishing!

She has agreed to go with the scientists to the Moscow University for further research on her very boney, skinny, sagging body but told the leading scientist, Dr.Rachmaninov Rasputin, she would only go if he plopped a quickie in and paid for the pleasure.

Due to the very important scientific significance of discovering Volga Olga, he agreed and was last seen with his steaming head between her leatherette thighs gasping for breath..

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