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Topics: Kids, Science, drunk

Saturday, 20 October 2012

Something that hasn't escaped Back and to the Left news attention is that children, of all ages and sexes, are inherently stupid.

It seems new scientific studies are being conducted all the time with children as their main subjects. The findings after each one seems to place a child's intelligence somewhere between a brain damaged horse and moss. So the findings of a recent experiment should come as no surprise to anyone.

Kids between the ages of 10-14 are more likely to take up boozing if they watch movies with it in.

To Back and to the Left news this just proves the only way to watch Disney films is to be drunk.

"We proved that seeing people in films drinking alcohol has a detrimental effect on kids. After making them watch films that glorify alcoholic behaviour like "Withnail and I" we offered them a drink. Many asked for coke but after being told there was only beer they settled for that instead."

Well you can't argue with science. Asked how the results made him feel the scientist said:

"Warm, fuzzy and vindicated. Much like the time I explained to the pre school class how Santa couldn't possibly be real."

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