Brussells, Belgium. In disturbingly awful news to hand, a computer geek from Ghent in Belgium has designed an application for use on Iphone (including version 5) that enables the user to terminate Western civilisation as we know it. Ernst Leobeck, aged 24, says that he can bring down our world with just a few strokes of his phone and that will end Western culture forever.
However, when asked the finer details of his design, Mr Leobeck would not disclose how the app works except to say that the final result is "way cool, man". A number of interested parties have approached the Belgian pseudo-genius including the Prime Minister of Iran, a select number of Chinese Communist Party members and Kim Jong Ung, President of North Korea.
Mr Leobeck has been astounded by the reaction to his invention and says he will start work shortly on a new app aiming to destroy all human life on earth. Keep up the good work Ernst!