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Saturday, 6 October 2012

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Feminism: has better tits than masculinism

A group of scientists have dismissed feminism as "a simple case of paranoia" and have suggested that women should "calm down and stop worrying their pretty little heads about such things."

The professors, from the University of the Isle of Man, have said that women are being too insecure about feminism. Just because the majority of top jobs are taken by men is not necessarily a sign of institutional sexism. The reason why most company bosses are male is because "men are just bitchier and more manly" and due to this extra aggression or dickishness they are more likely to fight their way to the top.

The Man Professors have said that there is nothing to stop women from doing the same. Women just need to "grow a pair". They clarified that last statement by saying that he meant a pair of testicles not breasts.

The boffins explained that there is really no reason for feminists to be annoyed at all. The world of pornography provides a prime example of where women vastly out-earn men. Everywhere from Page 3 to Miss World, women are succeeding where men cannot, and we truly live in a sexism-free society.

Don't we, sweet cheeks.

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