Written by Derrick Naylor-Made
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Monday, 3 September 2012

The first new video game console since 2006 is finally set to be released.

Microsoft has unveiled its newest video game console, which it says far exceeds the capabilities of any game console on the market. The same company known for releasing the Xbox and Xbox 360 will now release the Playstation 3.

"This is going to be the greatest and most powerful system ever released," Microsoft DirectX team leader Otto Berkes said. "When we release this beast, people are going to forget all about that shitty Xbox."

The company's system is set to be released August 15, 2012. No one from Microsoft would offer any info on the system's origins or how it was put together so quickly.

"That's none of your goddamn business," Microsoft chairman Bill Gates said. "All you need to know is that the Playstation 3 is going to blow your mind away. I mean, it basically does everything."

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