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Topics: Facebook, crazy

Sunday, 2 September 2012

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Another Fried Brain From Facebook

New York, NY-- Facebook is making everyone in the world completely insane, according to the nation's leading psychiatrists. They say the popular social networking site is literally frying peoples brains and causing them to become mentally ill.

"You can actually see steam pouring out of the ears of people when they are using Facebook." said Dr. Phil, the celebrity psychiatrist. "Using Facebook raises your skull temperature to over 300 degrees. Your brains are sizzling and it's not good for you." said the famous shrink.

Some symptoms of a fried Facebook brain include madness, an extremely low IQ and making endless and extremely boring posts on Facebook.

"It quickly becomes a vicious circle. Reading Facebook posts causes the brain to fry and then people with fried brains make Facebook posts for others to read. Where does it all end." wondered Dr. Phil.

Although psychiatrists are concerned with the fried-brain syndrome from Facebook, they say it really doesn't make much difference to the world.

"Most people were already frickin' nuts a long time before Facebook came along." stated Dr. Phil.

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