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Tuesday, 12 March 2013

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No more cold machines, Richard Gere's hands are yours for the asking.

Los Angeles, CA - The world first mammogram machine featuring celebrity hands has been authorized for testing in a Beverly Hill Hospital. The prototype, known as the Richard Gere 1, is actually autographed by the famous actor and has breast supports that are prosthetic hands cast directly from Richard Gere's hands.

"I was all to happy to allow the use of my hands to make this an easier more enjoyable process for women. I'm particularly proud that they can have heat turned on to warm them up," said Gere in an interview.Gere has recruited several other celebrities to have their hands used for this non-profit project, including Harrison Ford, George Clooney, Dennis Rodman, Elvis Presley,David Letterman and even President Barrack Obama.

"This is such a good cause, it is good to know that so many good men are willing to give a hand," said Michelle Obama giving Barrack a kiss on the cheek,"I've personally tried the Elvis Presley version and I have to admit...I left all shook up," she said with a coy smile.

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