Written by Hydrogen Balloon
Print this

Thursday, 16 August 2012

image for Facebook Opens Doorway Into The Afterlife
A Dead Facebook Fan Plays Farm-ville In The Afterlife

New York, NY-- The creators of Facebook may have accidentally solved one of mankind's greatest riddle--is there life after death. Many recently deceased Facebook users can still play games, post photos, and respond to messages from friends. Facebook computer experts believe that because the social website is so huge it can bend reality and reach into the Other Side.

Wally Wundernerd is a computer programmer at Facebook and he explained the bizarre phenomenon.

"When you have 800 million people staring at the same web site, it creates a powerful vortex of psychic energy. This vortex then opens up a doorway between dimensions so spirits can communicate with us." said Mr. Wundernerd.

"Edison, Tesla and Einstein had similar ideas about communicating with the afterlife, but the technology didn't exist until Facebook was invented." he added.

Unfortunately, dead people aren't very good at verbal communication. They might send a boring message like 'it's nice here', or 'Grandma says hello'.

Presently, Mr. Wundernerd is working with terminally ill Facebook users. She wants to find the answer to mankind's ultimate question: Is there a God.

"We should know by the end of the year." said Mr. Wundernerd. "We'll keep you updated."

Make Hydrogen Balloon's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 1?

3 24 11 2
35 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more