At the International Baldness Institutesomewhere in Asia, a sleepy lab technician on the night shift was hastily scratching his ass and subsequently placed a finger into his ass opening because the itchiness seem to be sourced from down deep. When he extracted his finger, some ass hairs somehow got stuck with the finger. His finger found its way on top of a human scalp specimen on the laboratory work table and the ass hairs were left on the specimen.
The next day, the lab technician on the next shift discovered that some hairs, about 1 centimeter longy each, were growing on the human scalp specimen. He became excited about this discovery and informed the unit scientist who quickly examined the delightful turn of events. He eventually confirmed that the foreign hair on the specimen was not native to the specimen and was from some anal source.
In the weeks that followed, the scientist further discovered the efficacy to baldness of other types of hair: leg and arm hair, armpit hair, pubic hair, nose and ear hair.But then, further tests concluded that ass hair was the best.
Meanwhile, the name of the butt-scratching lab technician was withheld for security reasons. But if ever this revolutionary discovery will receive a certification from the scientific community for its validity, the ass hair transfer procedure will be named after him.