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Friday, 1 June 2012

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The virus acts like a vampire, eating the brains of pictures on Facebook

Florida - Hot on the heels of apparent vampires eating peoples brains, a computer virus dubbed "Defacelika" is eating faces on Facebook.

When the virus strikes, according to computer scientist Dr. Bunsard Unsticky, working to defeat the virus, it leaves pictures of faces on Facebook looking like they have been attacked by wild animals. In most cases, brains are seen to be hanging out, as well.

"Somebody went to a lot of trouble to cause this trouble for Facebook. The virus itself is almost a terabyte in size. It lives in the cloud, so it is difficult to actually find it."


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