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Monday, 21 May 2012

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They may look normal, but fling it and you'll be surprised! -Panzer Kitchenware

Panzer Kitchenware Ltd. has developed a new set of kitchen utensils that are not exclusive for cooking.

The new line of kitchen set collection, known as Propaganda War Set, contain pots, pans, and plates that look normal, but they're not ordinary utensils. The utensils contain a secret anti-gravity material that levitates upon throwing.

"This is perfect for those who argue over a cooking pot devoid of rice," stated Adolf von Karma, CEO of Panzer Kitchenware Ltd. "At least the neighbors won't be startled by broken windows and other glass materials. Currently, we were developing knives that sense the objects they're about to slice, and can accompany this kitchen set," he added.

"At least my wife won't damage the glassware when I go home late at night," a customer stated when asked about the said product.

The said new product was sold out in less than two weeks after its release last April 29, 2012.

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