Written by Gary Potter
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Friday, 20 April 2012

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A child crushed by Dawkins unfounded propaganda!

Evolutionists have been found to be lying again, this time it's Polar Bears who have been left out in the cold!

Just last year, 'scientists' (ahem) produced DNA 'evidence' which they said at the time proved that brown bears magicked into polar bears some 150,000 years ago.

Now using more DNA 'evidence' evolutionists have pushed back the polar bear evolution a whopping 450,000 years!!

Our resident genuine scientist had this to say "Science progresses by reviewing theories in line with the evidence. Last year these buffoons would have been adamant that they were correct with their dates. Now with the sweep of a pen, the polar bear is 450,000 years older! I wonder how old they might be next year? The problem is that DNA does not provide dates. DNA can be interpreted to theorise dates, nothing more. How this relates to the invented fossil 'record' I can't wait to see!"

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins was unavailable for comment as he was taunting a playgroup that they would all soon be dead and that their parents don't really love them as love is nothing more than an extension of an animal instict.

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