Written by NataliaBeaufort

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Topics: Shower

Thursday, 12 April 2012

Have you ever felt an insatiable desire to shower though not smelly or dirty? If yes, you may be gunning for your funeral! According to Dr. Richmond Percy of the Institute of Mental Welfare, Paris, this may be the sign of something sickly, a water-related suicide syndrome.

To verify his findings, a survey was conducted on the autopsy reports of some hundred souls who died from suicide just this year.

Out of the total, approximately half had been irregular bathers during their life time, washing down five times or more per day and spending no less than an hour in the tub while the other half loved spending time at their balconies during severe wind storms.

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