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Thursday, 15 March 2012

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Rick claims that since tabs, his multitasking ability has greatly increased, but only in regards to looking at porn.

NEW YORK-In an unparalleled display of mental lapse, local 24-year-old Rick Floyter admits he has absolutely no clue what he did before the browser tab. "I suppose I used separate windows, but I really can't be sure," he said.

Tabs have been around in various forms for over two decades, but it wasn't until 2002 when Mozilla Firefox featured them in an update that they began to really catch on with the public.

"Perhaps I just did things one at a time . . ." he continued. "No. No, I don't think that was the case."

The beauty of tabs lies in the fact that you can switch between pages by just clicking on a different tab at the top of the browser. This saves the pain of having to scroll down the exact same distance and click on a different window in the system tray. ?

When asked what his favorite part of using tabs is, Rick had this to say: "I guess it's the fact that I can organize all of my pages by fetish. That way, I don't accidentally click into a girl-girl page, when I really want to beat off to hentai or S&M. No seriously, I don't know what I ever did before that."

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