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Wednesday, 29 February 2012

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He "mattered" or did he not "matter", who knows, it doesn't "matter" anyway!

US scientists at the US Tevatron accelerator have discovered, after millions of US tax money had been invested, that the universe is full of "matter" and "antimatter" is much less and after all does it really "matter" which "matter" is out there anti or other?

The US government closed the project down because they thought that it "mattered" to invest their money more wisely in other things like, waging wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, catching Bin Laden, threatening Iran, warning China not to get too big for it's boots, spanking North Korea's bum, etc, etc.

Now in Italy US scientists have reported to the global scientific fraternity that it does "matter" because the universe is full of "matter" and "antimatter" disappeared after "big bang"!

It's a good thing that Leonardo de Vinci didn't know about all of this "matter" and lack of "antimatter" otherwise he would have spent too much time in things that didn't "matter" and the world wouldn't have had the Mona Lisa.

The US, being quite a "baby" in culture, history and traditions, still are intent of pursuing things that don't "matter", apart from their own egoistic interests that is and the UK's of course. So therefore it is no wonder that all "antimatter" disappeared in the universe and found a new home here on planet earth. Because the US is driven by the stuff and soon it will "matter" to all of us; oh never mind, it doesn't "matter" anyway!

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