Written by Jean Le Fete
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Sunday, 26 February 2012

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Nomad Mad?!!!!

According to a new Study by the Clavical Reconstituted Astrophysical Particular Cosmotology Institute (CRAPCI) said "Nomad planets" may mob the Milky Way. In fact they are particularly unhappy with Planet Earth, a non-nomadic planet. "Nomad planets" are angry because they do not orbit a star like Earth, but wander through space without a home. There may be as many as 100,000 times more "nomad planets" in the Milky Way than stars.

Researchers believe that "nomad planets" will probably come after Earth some day. "These nomad planets are big enough to have a thick atmosphere, they could try to bump into our orbit of the sun," said Lou Ellen Stargate, the leader of the research team. "Nomad planets" are a threat and they are already transmitting trash talking radio signals. Researchers also believe in the Easter Bunny, Pinnochio, Sonny and Cher, and doing obscene things to llamas in the dark.

Researchers claim to have found a gang of about 12 Nomads currently roaming the Milky Way bar, which is by Mars incorporated. Stinford University has unequivoquiely chosen to stand as far behind this study as it possibly can. As one Administrator said, it may be time for orbiting planets to Face The Music.

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