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Tuesday, 24 January 2012

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Ms. Emma Piste does not know her son has died years ago

Las Vegas, CA - H-Pee shocked the computer industry today by releasing a driver for its long neglected and very popular T45 printer-scanner-faxer-copier. H-Pee spokesman Mr. Jose Noeweigh addressed a large crowd of reporters today at 3 p.m. The venue was Junkcon, the conference for people stuck with useless hardware that works very well with windows, but has no support following the release of Pista.

Consumer Ms. Emma Piste was ecstatic. She reported that she had written H-Pee every day begging for a driver so she could use her beloved printer-scanner-faxer-copier to communicate with her deaf son on the front lines in the Middle East.

"He can't talk on the phone, so the letters and faxes I write with my teeth holding the pencil to peck on the keyboard are all we have. For seven years, we could not communicate. Now I hope he is still alive! Now he can fax me!"

Ms. Piste wheeled out of the conference holding the driver in her teeth, at top speed. Ms. Piste had related that she could not afford to buy a new printer, as she was living in her car after paying for her mother's operation to have a giant tumor removed from her brain, caused by aspartame.

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