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Sunday, 11 December 2011

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Scietists leaving the meeting on newly aquired bicycles

Beijing - After much 'heated' debate, contributing five tons of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere, scientists and politicians have reached an accord on Global Warming, according to our reporter on the scene.

According to reports, city dwellers sweltered under the extreme heat generated by the sun, which interacted with the massive amounts of carbon dioxide released during the days-long debate.

Between the political windbags, and the verbose scientists, the waves of heat being generated by the carbon was both palpable and visible as some strange oscillating lens distorting the view of the surrounding city. The fire-department was on standby outside the building.

In the final agreement, endorsed by both sides, scientists agreed to ride bicycles rather than cars in exchange for not being prosecuted for bogus research reports 'substantiating' global warming.

In other news, the Earth continues to cool..

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