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Monday, 14 November 2011

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Accused: Beer makes you fart

A second hole in the ozone layer has been discovered, but this time its thought the cause of it is farting!

"With so many foods that give us wind these days its not really a surprise. We know beans and cheese are high on the list of 'wind makers' but there are quite a lot of others. Garlic not only thins your blood, it also gives you wind. Of course, the consumption of beer is a major factor, as well as chocolate," Dr Brown pants said.

This reporter decided to do a little survey to find out for itself what people thought and went to a local public house.

"The working man deserves a beer at the end of the day," Father Ted answered.

Two people who refused to be named said, "It's a great place to meet people and unwind, as long as our partners don't find out its fine. As for the ozone, if we stopped drinking it wouldn't matter, millions of people drink, how else do you think babies are conceived?"

The last two people refused to answer any questions unless we bought them a drink. Due to a lack of petty cash it was a very small survey and one that really didn't work but it was nice to get out of the office.

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