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Friday, 21 October 2011

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SILICONE VALLEY - It has been deemed the most promising of all search engines. MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice have taken their fortunes from Hip Hop and VH1 reality shows and invested all their assets in a brand new search engine, called Wiredoo, which is supposed to be better than Google. No offense to Yahoo.

At the Web Summit 2.0, there were many rumors swirling around that McHammer and Vanilla Ice would perform live, but most believed it was a practical joke. When Hammer and Vanilla did come on stage they began to talk, but did so without music in the background.

"Why were they just talking," says one attendee, "and not hip hopping."

That is until the best part of the presentation arrived, namely, a new search engine they would introduce into the world wide web called Wiredoo.

Wiredoo is a search engine that focuses on 'deep search' and 'relationship search.' It seeks to expound on relationships beyond keywords similar to contractions. In contrast to Google which simply searches.

For example, if you searched for the word car you would see everything about the car including what you didn't ever want to know about cars.

No word yet on when the product would arrive on the internet but insiders say they just submitted their application tor trademark with the United States of America.

Attendees were so impressed that even Larry Page of Google considered selling his company just so Wiredoo would succeed.

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