Written by the edgy gerbil
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Topics: Marriage

Saturday, 17 September 2011

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A new study has confirmed recently what marriage counselling has long feared, troubles within marriages are on the increase.

With one in five couples reporting having problems in the first two weeks of wedded bliss and three out of the same remaining five couples not being able to get a word in edgeways, Ispoke to one brave husband who agreed to speak to us only if he could remain anonymous, so Phil in Acton ...Oh fuck! Not again, I knew I shouldn't have done that journalism course at Newspoop (allegedly).


So here's what 'Mr A' said:

"The problem really surfaced when I told my new missus I was going to make love to her doggy style?"

"So? Why's that become an issue then phi....I mean Mr A?" I asked.

"Well with that I painted my cock red, shagged her leg for five minutes and crapped in one of her favourite shoes!"


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