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Funny story: Spoof writers divulge their New Year Resolutions, rest of the world beware!

Spoof writers divulge their New Year Resolutions, rest of the world beware!

Global Spoofwriters have been divulging their "New Years Resolutions" to the world and believe me the Spoof readership are in for some shockers! The world can't wait so here we go: Ace Spoofer Abel Rodriquez has vowed to lay off of the tequila, Obama and Mexican drug dealers but has promised to keep snorting the shit. Queen Mudder has vowed to become a Lesbian Nun, give up mud wrestling...
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Funny story: "Cold Turkey" perfect recipe for booze & drug excesses at Xmas!

"Cold Turkey" perfect recipe for booze & drug excesses at Xmas!

What to do with left over Turkey bits and bobs is no longer a problem????? After all of the excessive booze & drug abuse over the festive period, scientists, top chefs and Amy Winehouse have discovered the perfect recipe for Hangovers (Jaggedone got cramp HANGING too long OVER the bog) COLD TURKEY!!!!!!! Here are their recipes for those who think it's Easter and Jesus is about to be c...
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Funny story: Peace-full Obama acts Nobel and nobody knows why?

Peace-full Obama acts Nobel and nobody knows why?

On a quick trip to Oslo, Obama decided it was time to really do something for himself instead of always "acting" on behalf of the Human Race, excluding the Taliban, Iraqi insurgents, Bin Laden and the KKK. He dropped in to pick up his very Nobel prize while the rest of the world was left wondering why? Here are maybe a few better candidates than Barack who could have easily "knocked him into...
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Funny story: England want to avoid everybody at the World Cup, they demand a free BYE to the final!

England want to avoid everybody at the World Cup, they demand a free BYE to the final!

England have protested to the FIFA about everything and every other participating team in the World Cup 2010 and have demanded a free BYE to the Final! This extraordinary request is based upon the following facts: A) The home nation are African and have no right to be there? B) France are a bunch of cheats, lyers and Poofs and have Platini backing them. C) Spain are too good and should...
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Funny story: Jaggedone is blasted away by a German Hurricane called RAMMSTEIN!

Jaggedone is blasted away by a German Hurricane called RAMMSTEIN!

Here is a tale to tell all Spoof metal/rock freaks, hope you enjoy it, it was taken from my blogsite and edited especially for metalhead Spoof readers and writers Jaggedone has been literally "BLOWN-A-FUCKING-WAY-BY-A TEUTONIAN-HURRICANE!!" There's not many things that excite this ol fart but last Monday in downtown Cologne, Germany, me and me ol slave WAN-KIN-DIK were given a mega-nuclear-B...
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Funny story: Ghost Town Bordello Falls and the "Bordello Falls Chainsaw Massacre" Chapter 14!

Ghost Town Bordello Falls and the "Bordello Falls Chainsaw Massacre" Chapter 14!

Once home of the glorious, filthy, debauched wild-wild-west (Will Smith often bonked there!) Bordello Falls had now deteriorated into a windy, bone dry, dust bowl called a "Ghost town" not even Hyenas and Dingos would enter (difficult actually as they reside in Africa and Australia, never mind, you know what I mean!) even vultures, scorpions and rattlers would make a wide berth avoiding Bordello.
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Funny story: Bordello Falls 8: The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand"

Bordello Falls 8: The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand"

The Streets Of Bordello Falls Chapter Eight The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand" Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 The passing topsy - turvy years had cast a scar across the windswept, dusty mainroad linking east with west through Bordello Falls. Times were quieter, but on this particular b...
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Funny story: Royal "thickhead" Prince Andrew changes career, stops "BONKING" and starts "THINKING" !!!

Royal "thickhead" Prince Andrew changes career, stops "BONKING" and starts "THINKING" !!!

Spoilt brat, well known "high society screwer" and ex-husband of right royal "screwer" Fergie, has decided to opt for a new career as, THINKER! This surprising re-THINK has opened up plenty of opportunities for the Duke of York to divulge to the public his thoughts on several touchy subjects like for example bankers bonuses, etc! Andy THINKS they're OK, well he is a "bonking moron" and the b...
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Funny story: Nick the Dickhead once denied the holocaust, now he's really crossed his wireless wires!

Nick the Dickhead once denied the holocaust, now he's really crossed his wireless wires!

BNP leader, Nick Griffin, our loveable, cuddly BNP leader once denied the holocaust, he's an idiot, so what! Anybody who denies the holocaust is a complete idiot! Anybody who is allowed to appear on the BBC with such arguments, is also a complete idiot! Anybody who stands up for the right to express his or her views about the demographic development of the UK, homosexual relationships, im...
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Funny story: The "Peace of Pizza" saga!

The "Peace of Pizza" saga!

Recoiling global "Pizza Bakers" are shocked at the massive attention being given to them recently by the satirical press. From the deep, very dark, sinister minds of sleuth, spoof writers reaching the 4 corners of the planet "Pizza Bakers" are in the limelight and actually don't know how to handle their newly found fame! Once upon a time it was a toss, a Margherita, tuna fish Spezielle, etc,...
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Funny story: The totally, utterly maniac Spoof team exposed on St.Jagged's alias Jaggedone's blogsite!

The totally, utterly maniac Spoof team exposed on St.Jagged's alias Jaggedone's blogsite!

Warning! This piece of shit was written under a bridge in Amsterdam, whilst fucking stoned, it's not fit for human consumption but better than Nitschke! (being totally subjective, Adolf!) Avid and true Jaggedone's, St.Jagged has been travelling the cyber universe and has now returned from his billion mile travelling stints to reveal the TRUTH about where St.Jagged (disguised as Jaggedone!) has...
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Funny story: GOD gives interview to The Spoof implying world is full of "Power Crazed, greedy Bastards!"

GOD gives interview to The Spoof implying world is full of "Power Crazed, greedy Bastards!"

GOD (yes the real GOD, who?) has given an exclusive interview to the Spoof family of writers and readers. Astonished by this call from above (or below!) The Spoof, believing that the whole thing was a sham, decided eventually to send a representative to this astonishing, historical occasion reason being: The Spoof has no boundaries, heavenly or hellish! Anyway, The Spoof ordered Jaggedone and h...
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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Agent 004: Let the real fun begin!

Bargis Tryhol Agent 004: Let the real fun begin!

"OK, OK, QT, we've penetrated but are we being tracked, Blowme-job is an artful dodger I,m sure he'll be busy shagging groupies, no, maybe our chance is to slip one over and join the mother fucker!" "Why the hell are we here anyway, QT?" Bargis gleefully giggled with a chidish, slightly mocking grin. "Keep focused, no horny diversions, just exterminate Blowme-job, keep him from acting out hi...
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Funny story: Racism conferenence causes a "slight" diplomatic upset

Racism conferenence causes a "slight" diplomatic upset

The CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporters, well known here on The Spoof has just this second relayed another world blockbuster regarding Mr Ahmedinejad (President of Iran) and his very best friend Mr Netanyahu (Prime Minsiter of Israel). This telephone conversation was tapped by ace CIA reporter Hansi Gobballs in the turkish baths (all steamed up) in downtown Geneva, Switzerland. Ahme...
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Funny story: No laughs for Killing Joke

No laughs for Killing Joke

Killing Joke Frontman Jaz Coleman ordered the global music press for a press conference last week. The music press turned up with high expectancies regarding the release of yet another masterpiece and tour dates from the 5 x reincarnated band. They survived punk, new age, Joy Division, industrial metal, the Millenium (not the Robby crap Williams version by the way!) and now the worlds underground/...
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Funny story: New Metal Occult Band formed by Alisteir Crowley, Jimmy Page and Jaz

New Metal Occult Band formed by Alisteir Crowley, Jimmy Page and Jaz

As a reaction to the rejection of my superb piece relating to a spoof press conference held by Jaz from Killing Joke I immediately called Jaz and informed him of the apparent lack of understanding and acceptance for esoterical/occult subject matter on the spoof site. In his anger he immediately informed the satanic underworld, touched based with Alisteir who in - turn informed Jimmy Page and t...
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Funny story: A Streetcar Named Desire

A Streetcar Named Desire

The penniless entertainer entered middle stage to echoing, rapturous applause from the three paying spectators, his mum, his granny and his mingy dog, who had dared to enter the empty theatre and even pay for the premier of this unknown celebrity. Shaking and crapping in his pants, the unknown actor begun his one-man show, attempting to convince his spectators of the hidden genius bootled up in...
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