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Funny story: Beating Trump's Bush!

Beating Trump's Bush!

With the US race for the White House hotting up, Jaggedone, decided to send his infamous CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Scumbag Sixlegged-Witherspoon-Jones, to one of Trump's most loyal sources of support, the local Loony Bin in downtown Boston, USA not England. Here his amazing, exclusive article after interviewing a group of inmates and dedicated followers: Question:Ladie...
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Funny story: Matt Le Blanc new Top Gear presenter promises a stiffer

Matt Le Blanc new Top Gear presenter promises a stiffer

Jaggedone's special news "Flash" for the ladies! BBC HQ London! 04.02.2016 Matt Le Blanc will be taking over macho males fav TV programme, Top Gear! Matt has promised to wow his female followers by sitting naked in an open top E Type Jaguar!! The programme will be renamed "Women's Own Top Gear" and gaga females all over the planet have offered to stroke his gear stick as much as he desires!...
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Funny story: Newsflashes from under Jaggedone's grubby raincoat!

Newsflashes from under Jaggedone's grubby raincoat!

Jaggedone's CIA news flashes (from under his raincoat) live and uncensored! Latest news flashing in from UN HQ! "Syrian Peace talks suspended because UN members were seen crawling out of President Assad's rear end and the shock was too much for rebels who declined to lick his butt too!!" Millions of Syrian refugees were not asked their opinion, they were too busy walking barefoot to Germa...
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Funny story: Bill Gates Desert Island Disc fav's exclusive

Bill Gates Desert Island Disc fav's exclusive

Bill Gates has been invited to talk about his fabulous life on Desert Island Discs an ancient BBC 4 radio programme and divulge to the world his favourite top ten songs, and here they are exclusively for you: 1) Money - Pink Floyd (what else?) 2) How much is that doggy in the WINDOW? - (Gates heard this as a nipper and the rest is history) 3) Tainted Love - Soft Cell (not in a gay way he...
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Funny story: Ode to George and Tony!

Ode to George and Tony!

"Tony old bean, I want to blow that bastard, Hussein's head off, are you with me, and we need that damn oil, bloody Texans are drying up?" "Of course Georgie Porgie, we Brits have been licking US butts ever since you saved us from old Adolf and we don't intend to stop now!" "Tony old boy, we need to convince those useless twats over at the UN that it's necessary to remove this evil buggar, s...
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Funny story: White Power morons march in Manchester!

White Power morons march in Manchester!

Now in a city normally divided by red and blue, a bunch of Nazi skinheads thought it would be prudent to introduce a slightly paler colour to the place by marching through the city claiming White Power is not dead! Please excuse me if I am wrong, but we are now in 2015 and not 1966, etc. We live in a multi-culti world that has been enhanced by Asian, African, Arabian, etc, ethnic minorities int...
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Funny story: Look like Jordan burnt to a crisp under a sunbed, is it really worth it?

Look like Jordan burnt to a crisp under a sunbed, is it really worth it?

CIA HQ under a tanning bed in a wellness hotel somewhere in a posh part of London has just sent this life threatening report! Jaggedone's CIA star lifestyle reporter, Shaggy Daddy-Brownlegs, has crawled out of the gutter into a very posh wellness hotel and brown, white Caucasian x-treme tanner, Laura May McMullan, told him, whilst lying under the sun yet again, the following story. Well it a...
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Funny story: However do the get away with it? Ask the bankers!

However do the get away with it? Ask the bankers!

CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) HQ deep down in the vaults of the Rothschild Bank, Geneva, Switzerland, has just relayed this astonishing news scoop overheard between Herr Rudolf Liechenstein-Hoeness (no relation) and a senior director of the scandalous tax-avoiding bank, you know the one! CIA star reporter, Willy-Untermensch-Goebbels, crept between the hand-made, shiny leather shoes of the 2...
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Funny story: Britain begs US to keep Boris Johnson!

Britain begs US to keep Boris Johnson!

CIA HQ in London has just received a newsflash from the Mayor's residence. Boris Johnson kept his mouth shut for 1 second and only hot air came out, astonishing! Star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) snob reporter, Sir Cock of Roachford, infiltrated Bo Jo's boudoir through his pink coloured en-suite bog, and found him standing naked (not a pretty sight) in front of the mirror singing the US...
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Funny story: Cameron comes up with yet another moronic policy!

Cameron comes up with yet another moronic policy!

CIA HQ in 10 Downing Street (Yes we have our reporters there too, the golden bogs are filthy!) reports! CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star political reporter, Cederic Upyourarse-Thraithwaite, reporting from below a bog seat and looking up Cameron's arse has just sent this mind-blowing report (If Cameron farts it really will be mind-blowing!) Brit PM, David Cameron, divulging his latest g...
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Funny story: England ban smoking in cars (Well suck my exhaust!)

England ban smoking in cars (Well suck my exhaust!)

CIA HQ reporting from a dilapidated council flat in downtown Moss Side, Manchester - Newsflash: Smoking in cars to be banned in England! CIA health reporter, Ciggy Tarlung-Woodbine, has sent this report from the back of a Ford Cortina with a smokey past parked up in Moss Side, a no-go-smoke-free-zone The ministry of health has decided to ban smoking in cars in England from October 2015, they...
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Funny story: Cockroach, curry, not Calcutta!

Cockroach, curry, not Calcutta!

Jaggedone's CIA have just received a report from roving, starving reporter, Jumpa In-Curry-Singh, from an Indian restaurant in Manchester Ladies and gentleman I have just experienced a near death experience after entering a chicken curry served in Mughli's Indian restaurant. I was enjoying a quick snack when a huge fork from above entered my rear end and before I ended up on the menu, I managed...
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Funny story: News headlines from around the globe; shocking!

News headlines from around the globe; shocking!

OK Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) fans all over the planet here's our daily round up of news shocking the planet in short! (This lot makes Russell Howard look like Andy Pandy!) A sick twat in Florida who had sex with a dolphin, yes a dolphin, claims the female dolphin 'wooed' him and he just could not resist! CIA judge, Peregrin Jaws-Greatwhite, has sentenced the pervert to swi...
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Funny story: Queen Maxima of Holland divulges the truth!

Queen Maxima of Holland divulges the truth!

Dutch HQ of Jaggedone's CIA global army... Exclusive interview with Queen Maxima of Holland! Our Dutch star scumbag scandal reporter, Johann Crutch van Amsterdamned has infiltrated the royal palace in The Hague and forced Queen Maxima to give the following interview; she hates bugs! "Queen Maxima how the fuck did you become queen of Holland" Queen Maxima: "I did 5 things and here th...
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Funny story: Who the F is Captain Moyes?

Who the F is Captain Moyes?

Hangover report on the state of Manchester United's feeble attempts to play football in 2014! MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS REPORTS: Blind Captain Moyes (why take Kagawa off and replace him with a one footed parrot?) has hit an iceberg with his sinking Titanic and the first to jump ship are the "Roo & Ro" rats! Where were they? Searching for their amputated injured legs or too busy countin...
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Funny story: Confuscious say what?!

Confuscious say what?!

Confuscious said: FA Cup Final, Wembley May 2013: "Both teams march out ready for battle, one in red and one in blue. South American and Southern European multi-millionaire soccer players from both teams cross themselves and look to the sky for assistance from their gods. A TV reporter observes the ceremony and before the teams cross the white line he rushes over for an interview from 2 p...
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Funny story: Statues to be erected all over the planet in honour of total arseholes!

Statues to be erected all over the planet in honour of total arseholes!

After the stunning success of Sir Alex Ferguson having his statue revealed at the Theatre of Dreams in Manchester, the United Nations, FIFA and Jaggedone (who?), have decided to erect statues to some of the world's greatest arseholes in places where masses of pigeons (and other birds) can shit all over them (SAF is not an arsehole BTW!). The statues would then become symbols of human madness an...
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Funny story: A day in the life!

A day in the life!

This magazine article is dedicated to our local tramp called Kninky by the local inhabitants in this down to earth, Dutch village called Tegelen. "A day in the life" by Jaggedone "Got up, got out of bed (two copies of the local newspaper De Limburger Dagblad and a park bench, if you're lucky!), didn't put a comb across my head because I couldn't find one in the rubbish bins yesterday" "Ea...
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Funny story: John Terry is not a racist, he's whiter than white!

John Terry is not a racist, he's whiter than white!

The soccer world is relieved now that John Terry has been cleared of being a racist and making racist comments to fellow pro, Anton Ferdinand. It was obvious that this case would be washed whiter than white due to the fact that Terry is best mates with loads of black players and his outburst was just a "fart in the wind" with no deeper meanings. But the doubt hanging over such cases will always...
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Funny story: Stand-up comedian Carr falls over his tax-three million!

Stand-up comedian Carr falls over his tax-three million!

Stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr has 3 million quid hidden away in a legal tax scam and now he's apologised for not paying his Jews (oops sorry wrong Jews; dues!). The scam allowed him to ship his dosh over to Jesrsey and ship it back in legally only having to pay 1% tax, pretty cool if you've got 3 million, but how the hell did he earn so much? If stand-up comedians can earn that much, Spoof write...
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Funny story: Spoof writer cracks his head on dish washer and turns "serious"!

Spoof writer cracks his head on dish washer and turns "serious"!

One of The Spoof's most controversial writers, who shall remain anonymous, but his initials are J-O and lives in Holland, had a recent domestic accident. Whilst chatting to his missus he forgot that the dish washer door was open. Walking backwards he tumbled over the door (not the dryer) and cracked his thick-bonce against the side of the dish-washer door, a tough Miele and German perfection. H...
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Funny story: Homophobic soccer player gets the sack, he called a homo rugby player gay!

Homophobic soccer player gets the sack, he called a homo rugby player gay!

A "homophobic" soccer player has been sacked from his club because he called a homosexual rugby player gay on twitter. This means that everybody on twitter, soccer player or "normal" people, cannot talk about or have an opinion on the following subjects. (If they do mention these subjects they are what is written in brackets): A) Taboo theme Nr 1; anybody who's a different colour than onese...
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