A round-up of the news from online and social media - June 2015
Jeb Bush announces candidacy for President - The head political office of the U.S. is now going back to the Bush Leagues.
Rachel Dolezal, a white person, pretended to be black and became head of the Spokane Washington NAACP and now has stepped down making true the statement "Once you go black you hate to go back".
You've heard the tales of Paul Bunyan.
You know the exploits of Pecos Bill.
Maybe you've heard of the German Baron Munchhausen.
But have you ever heard the legend of John Hance? You will now:
The Spoof has succeeded in gaining an interview with one of the greats of Grand Canyon history- the unforgettable John Hance, the first white man to live at the Grand Canyon and famous story teller fro...
Just saw the latest Mad Max movie.
Mad Max just made it back to the screen after a hiatus of only 30 YEARS!!!
Mel Gibson got the sack. Too old. Too racist. Can't have no one who is out saving aborigine kids in the outback being a racist now. Especially with Tina Turner somewhere in the wings waiting to do a cameo.
So, anyway, we are back in...
An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead.....)
...but we aren't going to let that stop us....
The Spoof has gained the unique opportunity to interview the infamous terrorist Osama bin Laden, the instigator of the 911 attacks on the U.S. Reaching him at his present location in Purgatory, we were able to have the following conversation with him -
Rfreed - Good...
"She might have had an Uzi in her panties."
"She could be a Kung-Fu expert and have attacked all nine of us and beaten us up."
"They could have had this whole pool party rigged with explosives Columbine style and she was running to set them off."
"There is always the possibility that she is an Isis sympathizer and had explosives in her bikini top."
"They are really all Black Panther ju...
Derek in Accounts Payable was an excitable type, but only to a certain extent. When he rounded the corner to speak to Jason, his boss, colleague and friend he was more excited than normal. The fact that he kept his voice low to avoid others hearing was indicative that it was also something serious.
"I've got it Jason! It just came out of the blue and punched me in the eye!"
"What is i...
The Aurora Joker James Holmes trial finally begins three years after his attack at the premier of a new Batman movie that killed twelve people -
Could we just have Batman seal him up in a forgotten part of the Batcave and save us the expense of having to take care of him for the rest of his demented life?
Turkey, still denying the massacre of millions of Armenians 100 years ago, decides...
rfreed - Good day, Mrs. T! Thank you for agreeing to do this interview with us.
Mrs. T - You should be thankful, you American sensationalist pig.
rfreed - Um.... well, that gets things off to a rousing start! As long as we are on the subject, why did your family come to America?
Mrs. T - We came here to experience the American Dream.
rfreed - Oh, you mean experiencing freedom and the i...
What to do in the Grand Canyon if:
you are confronted by a black bear-
Calmly stand your ground and fight back. Do not run as they will chase you.
a rock slide occurs above you-
Quickly try to determine where the rock slide is coming down and run horizontally in the opposite direction.
you are walking along the street and a car with California rental license plates is coming towards you...
57 Republican Senators have sent a letter to the Iranian government stating that "all of Obama's efforts to create a truce between them and us is in vain because when they get back in power they will make them great, horrible enemies again so that their armaments keepers will still give them kickbacks".
Way to go guys! It wasn't bad enough that you made Obama look bad by inviting that Yahoo nam...
Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him to survive. Monsters on the international level can create atrocities for which they are not condemned. Irresponsible pundits appear on the world stage who wreck havoc with in their own...
The President of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?) as Netan-YAHOO was not invited by President Obama but rather by Speaker of the House John Boehner, a breach of normal U.S. international protocol unless of course you want to piss off the President and...
We, the 1% of this nation and others in this world that truly control what goes on inside our societies have taken the time to write to you little people who make up the other 99% of the citizenry. You should be thankful. We rarely take the time or the danger of sullying ourselves by dealing with you lesserlings.
In truth, we are making this condescension in order to let you peopl...
Your fearless reporter has been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, a man very much in the news these days. It is not often that the Premier grants anyone from the West an exclusive interview, especially since he is not allowed to enter the U.S. We had to do the Interview on his exclusive 300 foot yacht off the Crimea coast.
rfreed- "Good day,...
The Apocalypse is close at hand. The signs of the times are showing themselves. I am sure that there is a verse in Revelations that says "...and verily all the good comedians will leave the scene and only darkness shall thereafter be manifest...".
Jon Stewart, primary televised purveyor of jokes and satirist extraordinaire for the entire western hemisphere has announced that he will be leaving...
Katy Perry spent a lot of time considering what she would do for the Super Bowl. "Maybe I should do a French Kiss with another superstar like Brittany Spears and Madonna did. I wonder if Taylor Swift would be available for that? Or should I do an underwear-less limo exit like Brittany did that one time? That got a lot of coverage."
Katy Perry with monkeyA lot of money and concern is spent by pe...
Life- An annoying thing that happens when you wake up in the morning.
Life- The commitment you don't remember having agreed to.
Life- 16 hours you have to live through before you can go back to bed again.
Life- A pain in the ass that doesn't limit itself to just that area.
Life- A journey on a sea of unknown depths.
Life- Two third of a day that it takes one third of a night to reco...
The three Islamic assassins who killed French citizens at Charlie Hebdo and a Jewish delicatessen arrive at the destination they had given their lives for, the Jihadist heaven promised them. An angel greets them as they arrive.
"Welcome gentlemen. I hope your journey was peaceful."
"Hardly!" stated Said Kouachi sarcastically. "We got our shit shot to pieces."
"You can say that again." Sai...
ISIS - The Answer To The Future You've Always Wanted!
(This is the real ISIS, the one that kills anyone and anything it wants, not one of those wimpy organizations with that stupid Egyptian symbol of a guy with a jackals head, the image of which, by the way, is outlawed by our sect.)
Are you f___ed up?
REALLY f___ed up?
Do you dream of a life like the heroic characters you play for 5 h...
Intrepid, rat-like reporters working for international seamy tabloids just got the biggest story of the whole millennium (and that includes the Millennium Falcon!)- they copped the script from the new Star Wars movie still in production!
Here is a summary of the plot:
In a place long, long ago before even Walt Disney himself was born a galactic wide war ensued between the good people of the...
This phrase from 'Up On Cripple Creek' by The Band pretty well sums up the first and perhaps the last conscious impression that one would have of Hurley, Wisconsin. I had heard a couple times from people in Ironwood, Michigan just across the Montreal River and the state line from Hurley that it was 'where everyone goes to drink'.
Coming into town from Highway 2 and arriving at the main junctio...
Traveling on the road can be stressful. Sometimes too stressful. One doesn't need non-road situations to make them more stressful. Someone should mention this to Bill Gates.
I am presently doing a road trip with limited amount of time to check out property. This is in a remote part of the country that consists of a lot of trees and hills and not much else. The towns that are here are Boonievill...