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Funny story: Wisconsiners Warm Up to Wild West Weinie Winters

Wisconsiners Warm Up to Wild West Weinie Winters

Anyone who has spent any time in Colorado or any western ski resort areas has noticed the high density of Wisconsiners living there (to avoid any violent misunderstandings and to remain socially correct, by 'high density' I am referring to the percentage of population, not the thickness of their skulls). There is a disproportionally large population of them coming from a state with only five milli...
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Funny story: An Obnoxious American Gives His Snide Opinions On European Football and Not Only Gets Booted From the European Union, Banned From England But Gets Butted Off The Spoof Website Too.

An Obnoxious American Gives His Snide Opinions On European Football and Not Only Gets Booted From the European Union, Banned From England But Gets Butted Off The Spoof Website Too.

It is time to take the opportunity to take you folks in England (and you in Scotland and Ireland too for that matter) to task on this thing you call 'European Football' God only knows somebody needs to, so I'll take this heavy responsibility on my shoulders. The main gripe I have is this silliness that you dare to call football (you undoubtedly stole this name from our proud game). What a load...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell's X Factor Reams Famous American Idols

Simon Cowell's X Factor Reams Famous American Idols

What would have happened if Simon Cowell, the inspiration and chief executioner for the wildly popular X Factor show had been around to judge the big stars of American music before they became legends. Just how many of them would have survived the gauntlet of his withering criticism? I think many would have curled up under his sarcasm like slugs deluged by salt and withered away. Let's take a...
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Funny story: Minnesota Misguidedly Manufactures Misleading Mexican Meals Making Millions Mad

Minnesota Misguidedly Manufactures Misleading Mexican Meals Making Millions Mad

I recently bought a burrito and was astounded to see that it was made in the fair city of Minneapolis, a surprise since I had always thought of Minneapolis as being a place so white that it's nickname is 'The Wonder Bread Capital of America'. Burritos are about as native to Minnesota as fish are to the moon. What comes next? Does my chop suey start getting shipped in from Tel Aviv? How is it th...
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Funny story: Introducing The Karl Valentin 'Schonsten Blodsinn' Contest

Introducing The Karl Valentin 'Schonsten Blodsinn' Contest

Every year since 1969 Bavaria's greatest inventors have assembled for a contest that would try their talents to the limits. It is a grueling test of imagination, innovation, creativity, genius and, well, madness. No, it is not a gathering of engineers designing next year's new BMW, it is the annual Karl Valentine Schonsten Blodsinn Wettbewerb. Schonsten Blodsinn Wettbewerb? Translated that's...
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Funny story: Amendment A**hole Almost Upends The Constitution

Amendment A**hole Almost Upends The Constitution

Welcome dear readers as we take a trip through time back to when our forefathers were writing that fateful and world famous bit of legislation so beloved and contested over in our time, the Amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America, otherwise known as the Bill of Rights. We hover now above them, fully able to see and hear all that transpires below: An assembled mass of var...
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Funny story: Packer Backer Quackers

Packer Backer Quackers

A few months before the start of the Super Bowl game a few years back I returned to the part of the country I am from and made the irritating discovery that everyone there had gone nuts. Normally Wisconsinites are the most normal people you can get, excepting of course people from Madison who many suspect escaped from the space ship that crashed at Roswell. Wisconsinites are so normal that No...
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Funny story: A Jewish Guy, A Muslim Guy And God Walk Into A Bar...

A Jewish Guy, A Muslim Guy And God Walk Into A Bar...

A Jewish guy, a Muslim guy and God walk into a bar..........wait a moment......nuts.... I can't remember how that one goes.... I'll have to tell you another one instead: God is busy at his desk in heaven looking over paperwork when St, Peter comes up to Him. "Hello, St. Peter. What's happening?" "Good day, Lord. There is a Jewish man and a Muslim man at the gate who wish to go over so...
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Funny story: Due To Biting The Hand That Bailed It, AIG Forced To Drop "American" From Name

Due To Biting The Hand That Bailed It, AIG Forced To Drop "American" From Name

Due to the corporation American International Group even THINKING about suing the U.S. Government after getting bailed out by every taxpayer in the country the government has responded by demanding that the company drop the "American" part of their name. Ex AIG CEO Maurice Greenberg wanted to join in a joint lawsuit against the government stating that the details of the bailout deprived sharehold...
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Funny story: Non-Booby Barbie

Non-Booby Barbie

A while back Mattel Inc. announced that it would be 'downsizing' their trademark, their symbol, their meal ticket, the Barbie doll. Barbie, that picture perfect plastic woman doll who represented many a young girl's dreams of femininity. "Downsizing' in this respect means that her famous hourglass figure- the dimensional stuff many would be Playboy bunnies dreams are made of- were reduced to a...
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Funny story: Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due To Lack Of Interest

Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due To Lack Of Interest

The long awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been canceled. Jesus Himself has ordered this. Coming down incognito to plan for his much anticipated descension to the same world that had rejected him so many millenia ago, He scoped out the scene to ascertain how He would pull it off. He wasn't happy with what he found. Interviewed on one of the many talk shows that populate the mor...
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Funny story: NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry

NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry

The National Rifle Association, caught like a raccoon in the headlights by the shooting of grade school children, has been awfully quiet since the incident. The shooting puts them in a very negative light since they support the sales of the very weapons that tore up the bodies of the little kids at Sandy Hook. They have finally announced that they will be holding a press conference on the Friday a...
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Funny story: So Long, Farewell, Auf Wedersehen, Adieu! The End Is Coming And It Will Get You Too

So Long, Farewell, Auf Wedersehen, Adieu! The End Is Coming And It Will Get You Too

Greetings dear Readers! As we all know the legendary 21st of December is almost upon us which means that according to the Mayan Calendar tomorrow we are all going to croak in horrible ways. On behalf of myself and the rest of the Spoof staff I just wanted to take this time to say thanks to all our readers and that it has been a fun ride. You have been a swell audience and we have certainly had...
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Funny story: Gunman Breaks Into NRA, Starts Blasting Away With NRA Supported Gun

Gunman Breaks Into NRA, Starts Blasting Away With NRA Supported Gun

A lone gunman stormed the NRA headquarters in Fairfax, Virginia causing bloody mayhem. Managing to gain entrance by flashing his membership card to the guards at the door, the marauder charged in firing indiscriminately in all directions using a NRA approved assault rifle that the organization has been fighting to be allowed to sell openly. It is known that a number of people in the office are...
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Funny story: New In The Cinema! The EXTENDABLES - Four Ex-Presidents Fight To Get Their Old Jobs Back!

New In The Cinema! The EXTENDABLES - Four Ex-Presidents Fight To Get Their Old Jobs Back!

NEW NEWS FROM THE SPOOF MOVIE DEPARTMENT- A new feature film from the U.S.- THE EXTENDABLES! Four ex-Presidents. Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game. Together they form a super team- THE EXTENDABLES!!!!!! The tale of first class Presidents now turned into first class fighting machines. Able to rip old legislation apart with their bare hands! Able to create new laws...
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Funny story: Leeds Inventor Comes Up With T Shirt That Changes Color- How About A Woman's Shirt That Becomes Invisible Instead?

Leeds Inventor Comes Up With T Shirt That Changes Color- How About A Woman's Shirt That Becomes Invisible Instead?

A Leeds inventor has come up with a t-shirt that changes colour according to how much sun there is. It is supposed to warn the wearer about the possibility of getting skin cancer. E.E.C. Investigators quickly smelled a rat, however, and pounced on it. The would be inventor was apprehended and immediately charged with fraud. What tipped them off was that the sun rarely shines in Leeds. "It was...
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Funny story: James Bond's Skyfall Has More Holes In It Than Oddjob After Bond Shot Him.

James Bond's Skyfall Has More Holes In It Than Oddjob After Bond Shot Him.

WARNING! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS! YES, ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU IF YOU READ THEM. AND YES, I AM A BASTARD FOR WRITING THEM. Skyfall, the newest of the James Bond series that is now in its fiftieth year of creation, is an expensively made, well wrought thriller with gorgeous scenery, gorgeous music (by Adele) gorgeous women, gorgeous violence and, unfortunately a story line with s...
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Funny story: Super Powered Newcomers Vie For The Chance To Join Marvel Comics Avengers Team.

Super Powered Newcomers Vie For The Chance To Join Marvel Comics Avengers Team.

Marvel Comics Holds Audition For new Members To The Avengers; Many Rejected. Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing to join the elite fighting force called the Avengers who were rejected. Sadly, there are always a number of aspiring young do-gooders who do not make the grade simply because their super power isn't super enough. Being a dynamic team whose succe...
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Funny story: What Would Have Happened If Famous Singers Had Had To Go Through Simon Cowell's Gauntlet On American Idol?

What Would Have Happened If Famous Singers Had Had To Go Through Simon Cowell's Gauntlet On American Idol?

Where would they be today if now famous pop artists had gone through the initiation process gauntlet that other contestants had gone through on the mega hit American Idol Show? If they had to withstand Simon Cowell's smarmy, dagger sharp verdicts many would have probably been mowed down like mushrooms to a lawn mower. Let's take a trip back to the mid 2000's and see how many of today's artists wou...
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Funny story: Spoof Exclusive! First Ever Interview With The Master Spy Of All- JAMES BOND!!!!!

Spoof Exclusive! First Ever Interview With The Master Spy Of All- JAMES BOND!!!!!

The Spoof has succeeded in scoring the first ever interview with that icon of masculinity and daring do, that virile epitome of super secret spydom, that name that causes gorgeous women's inner plumbing to contract in excited anticipation, the one, the only, JAMES BOND, British Agent Number 007, who has a license to kill and to thrill. We tracked Mr. Bond to his latest dwelling, the M.Z. Mone...
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Funny story: I, Rfreed, Give Forth My Concession Speech After Losing The Election For Dictator Of The United States

I, Rfreed, Give Forth My Concession Speech After Losing The Election For Dictator Of The United States

In lieu of my humilitaing defeat yesterday as I vied with two lesser alleged human beings for the coveted role of Dictator Of America, I must now bow to present social convention and offer to the public my Concession Speech, which is the modern equivalent of being stocked and pillored in the public square for all to see. So here is my Concession Speech, for all you insects who, if I had won, would...
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Funny story: God Throws In His Two Bits About The Election

God Throws In His Two Bits About The Election

We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York, the news media center of the United States, if not the whole world. The Majestic One appeared upset and annoyed, his great continence etched with lines of anger and his eyes blazing. His voice was powerful, echoing throughout every street and alley in Manhatten: "Could yo...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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