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Funny story: Russian Takeover Strategies Of Today And Tomorrow

Russian Takeover Strategies Of Today And Tomorrow

2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins infiltration and takeover of eastern Ukraine, wanting to 'protect the Russians living there' who invaded centuries ago. December 2014- Russia invad...
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Funny story: A Checklist Of The 'Humanitarian Aid' The Russians Are Sending To Ukraine

A Checklist Of The 'Humanitarian Aid' The Russians Are Sending To Ukraine

At the Russian/Ukrainian border the so-called 'humanitarian aid' convoy sent by Putin stops to do a final check on what supplies they will be delivering to the Ukrainians on the other side. Two Russian majors exit the first two vehicles carrying clipboards and meet at the back of the first truck. "OK Dimitri, let's take a final check on everything." "Yes, Sergei. Let's get it over with quick...
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Funny story: 'What Dreams Shall Come' - A Spoof Tribute To Robin Williams

'What Dreams Shall Come' - A Spoof Tribute To Robin Williams

Suicides were always a pain for Detective Malny. Always ugly. Always depressing, although he never let that show. This one especially. Robin Williams. One of the most famous comics ever. The guy who always made people laugh. Found hanging by a belt. By his own hands. He was met at the house by Detective Tromsa, one of the first ones on the scene, someone he had worked with often before...
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Funny story: A List Of Future Books Titles That Ann Coulter Plans

A List Of Future Books Titles That Ann Coulter Plans

Ann Coulter, that famous extreme right wing author and the wicked witch of the North East That Baum didn't write so much about in his Oz books is forever coming out with new literary tirades against those who, unlike herself, are not raised in families where you are constantly batted over the head with conservative ideals. She believes that everyone should be like herself: demeaning, mean spir...
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Funny story: Putin On The Blitz

Putin On The Blitz

It is time for an ode to that great Olympic spokesman for planetary unity and peace, Russian Premier Vladimir Putin. This is the very same Vlad The Impaler who is also a political schemer, liar and international underground terrorist. Sing to the tune of the famous theatrical show tune Puttin' On The Ritz: If you're buddy Yanukovych is screwed and don't know what to do what to loot, who...
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Funny story: My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler

My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler

Yes, it is true. Shameful but true. It is always difficult for the children of those involved in criminal activities to confront their past and the social stigmas associated with such behavior, but at some time it must be faced. My mother was a Margarine Smuggler. (My hand shakes still as I type this.) In the Wisconsin of the mid 20th century it was illegal to sell margarine. At all. Pe...
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Funny story: Corrupt Cops Copping Their Karma

Corrupt Cops Copping Their Karma

Reading comments after Yahoo articles are, at best, a good way to while away time in need of being wasted or in bringing your blood pressure to near hospitalization levels. Usually it is just full of mudslinging and name calling from one side of the the fence to the other with the other side retaliating shortly thereafter. On occasion, rare occasion that is, it does serve up a few comments and sto...
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Funny story: Millions Worldwide Mourn The End Of The Golden Age Of The Internet.

Millions Worldwide Mourn The End Of The Golden Age Of The Internet.

It was a demise that many have seen coming for a long time. It is a tragedy whose full impact will not be noticed for a while to come. All things of great worth that are brought into this world go through a cycle- a difficult and long birth, a formative period where it is ignored, misunderstood and its virtues recognized by few, then an ascendance and acceptance by the more intelligent and for...
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Funny story: The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version

The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version

There is a famous poem written about another famous invasion of Crimea from the 1800's- the British fighting the Russians on the Crimean Peninsula. It is called 'The Charge Of The Light Brigade' by Alfred Lord Tennyson and concerns itself with the insane and callous ordering of a Brigade of horsemen to attack a Russian battalion that had them surrounded on three sides. It was a popularly received...
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Funny story: Problem Of Syrian Chemical Weapons Solved- Assad Gets A Sarin Shower .

Problem Of Syrian Chemical Weapons Solved- Assad Gets A Sarin Shower .

A vast problem has developed with the disposal of the chemical weapons possessed by Bashar Assad's military in Syria. Used to cripple and decimate his own people, Assad escaped a bombing by U.S. Forces in retaliation by promising to turn all chemical weapons over to International powers that would inventory and get rid of them. Unfortunately, no one wants to take them. Volunteers have come forw...
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Funny story: Jihadist Gets The 72 Virgins That He So Richly Deserves

Jihadist Gets The 72 Virgins That He So Richly Deserves

The Gates To Glory opened wide to accept young Jasheed as he entered the Jihadist Heaven he worked so hard to deserve. His trainers had always indoctrinated him on the wonders that would await him there were he to prove himself to be a true fundamentalist patriot. Now, his mission completed and multiple bodies torn apart by his suicide bomb including his own, he had now come to get his awards.
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Funny story: The NFL's Big Tax Dodging Rip-off

The NFL's Big Tax Dodging Rip-off

Now that the Super Bowl is over and you are either in euphoric heaven or the depths of despair depending upon your gridiron loyalties, let me proceed to burst your little bubble: the NFL is ripping you off. Due to an old tax code created when the NFL and the AFL joined in 1966 they get to enjoy tax exempt status. The NFL makes $9.5 billion a year. Yes, $9.5 billion. How much do you make...
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Funny story: Our Historic Leaders, Madison and Jefferson, Also Had A Hobby Making Frankensteins

Our Historic Leaders, Madison and Jefferson, Also Had A Hobby Making Frankensteins

There are unknown, dark portions of our history that our leaders would just as soon we didn't learn of. There are secrets about those who are at the helms and have the stewardship of our country that would cause many to become sickened and to lose their patriotic fervor were they ever to be revealed. But that is what we are here for, to enlighten you dear folks, to make the opaque visible, to bri...
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Funny story: The Ultimate Fantasy Football- Had The Packers Played The Seahawks For The 2014 Super Bowl.

The Ultimate Fantasy Football- Had The Packers Played The Seahawks For The 2014 Super Bowl.

Far beyond the reaches of normal men's consciousnesses there exists a part of the etheric worlds where what could have been still can be. All events as remembered by the minds of men are not held fast in memories lock, but are fluid and flexible, and not confined to history's limiting pages. All the conditions that led to so many 'historical' events, be they political, military, or even that m...
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Funny story: Just Why, Exactly, Did The Octomom Feel She Needed To Get Artificially Inseminated?

Just Why, Exactly, Did The Octomom Feel She Needed To Get Artificially Inseminated?

Go on the Internet and find a photo of the Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, she of the cheaper by the dozen fame, having given birth to the near world's record of eight live and surviving births all at once. There are incredible pictures of her in a bikini. Unfortunately, I am unable to put those photos here with this article. As you can see from the photos, she definitely looks like a fertile breed...
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Funny story: The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The Mouse has had enough. Within his realm, The Mouse would be inscribed THE MOUSE, but here on this satire site we are safe from his surveillance and what could be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. At least for now, that is. For years The Mouse has watched as young upstarts have corroded the Empire that he and his Master have so carefully and painstakingly put together. It is frus...
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Funny story: The Unforeseen Horrors That Turned Obama's Hair Grey

The Unforeseen Horrors That Turned Obama's Hair Grey

There are many factors within the fray, that have turned our Presidents hair to grey. Pundits, done-thats and patriots galore seek to sabotage him evermore. These are the things that have turned our fearless leader's head from black to grey in only five short years: Having Military Generals whisper to him that 'they would do a Kennedy' on him if he so much as tried to close Guantanamo Ba...
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Funny story: A Return To 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'

A Return To 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care with the kids still in them so they'd be out of our hair. They were stuffing candies into their heads as visions of cavities filled us with dread. Momma and I settled down for a long winter's nap right after a run to the bat...
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Funny story: Uncle Truly Astonished By His Nephew Kim Jong Un's Surprise Party

Uncle Truly Astonished By His Nephew Kim Jong Un's Surprise Party

Jang Song Thaek, second top gun in the North Korean Political Machine and uncle to the countries President Kim Jon Un, was truly astonished at the surprise party his nephew had for him on Tuesday. "This is amazing!' stated Jang, who seemed genuinely astonished by the large contingent of soldiers waiting for him outside the Politburo. "But it isn't even my birthday!" "Oh, don't concern yourse...
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Funny story: Sheldon Cooper From The Big Bang Theory- The Gold Standard For Geekdom

Sheldon Cooper From The Big Bang Theory- The Gold Standard For Geekdom

Sheldon- The Gold Standard For Geekdom. Words alone cannot describe the wonderfulness of Sheldon Cooper. The main star of the television series 'The Big Bang Theory' has set the new bar high for all those nerdists who will surely follow in his footsteps hereafter. He is the penultimate geek, the very pinnacle of nerdism that is humanly possible outside of becoming a cyborg. He is the...
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Funny story: Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese See New York VERY Differently

Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese See New York VERY Differently

New York has always fascinated the writer, the artist, the poet and the thousand of gawking tourists who hang around outside the Good Morning America show hoping they'll get filmed for their family to see back in Wichita. But everyone sees the Big Apple with a different eye. Two of the cities biggest believers, Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese, seem to be viewing it from different planets. Just how...
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Funny story: Republicans Finally Come Up With Their Own Health Care Plan For People Poorer Than Themselves.

Republicans Finally Come Up With Their Own Health Care Plan For People Poorer Than Themselves.

The Republicans, after years of doing nothing but bash President Obama's Health Care Act, have at last introduced one of their own. Pooling their vast knowledge of human caring with aid from their endless sources of think tanks they have come up with a master plan to help those who are poorer than themselves and do not have the Congressional Insurance of life that they do: They will fly anyone...
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