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Funny story: Dog days in the White House: Bo's Journal - Entry 5

Dog days in the White House: Bo's Journal - Entry 5

Holy Beggin Strips! The White House has turned into a shit house of confusion, and we have Joe Biden taking over since Barry has embarked on his 'endless vacation', apparently in a fit of pique! There is a sense of panic all around me as Joe has given 3 public addresses discussing how 'he' is on top of the tarp funds and leading the health care crusade, adopting the Ted Kennedy mantle! Wow...h...
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Funny story: Dog days in the White House: Bo's journal - Entry 4

Dog days in the White House: Bo's journal - Entry 4

Boy, did I sleep good last night after my day out with Max and meeting Misty.I somehow knew we would become life long friends, and soul mates, I just didn't know yet how that was going to happen due to my current situation of being held hostage by a family who really didn't understand what 'having a pet really means. Things seemed to be going from bad to worse around 'the house', and old Barry...
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Funny story: Dog days in the White House: Bo's journal, entry 3

Dog days in the White House: Bo's journal, entry 3

Woke up this morning to turmoil. The old "shit wouldn't melt in my mouth", Robert Gibbs was scurrying out of the House with his tail between his legs, and a whole lotta M*****F******s following his sorry ass. Seems like he just delivered the message that Barry's ratings have fallen again! Gotta admit, it must be tuff to be toppled from the Top Dog pile when you thought you were the meanest, nas...
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Funny story: Dog days in the White House: Bo's Journal

Dog days in the White House: Bo's Journal

Bo's Blog/ Issue #2 - I want to talk a little bit bout my education. I suppose you think cuz I be a black dog, I ain't got no smarts! I have what you might call, animal cunning...it's innate, part of my breeding, and passed down from my Daddy, who some tell me was SOME big, black smart M*****F*****. My Daddy! Now there's a story in it's own self, but that's for another time. Suffice it to say,...
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Funny story: Dog days in the White House: Bo's Journal

Dog days in the White House: Bo's Journal

Alright, I suppose you're wondering how a black, knappy headed mutt like me made it all the way to the top in the White House while a lot of other well bred dogs are still looking for a good home! It was kind of an accident really. When the Obama brood was looking for some good press and a few photo ops when they first took over the White House, they needed a feel good story...not that they d...
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Funny story: Dems Finally Admit: "We Don't Know Shit But We Have a Czar that Does!"

Dems Finally Admit: "We Don't Know Shit But We Have a Czar that Does!"

The former United States of America, now resembling more of a bumbling banana republic featuring an anointed leader prone to pronouncements and official proclamations with no substance appears to be now running on auto pilot heading for a mid air super nova. Historians are busy rewriting economic history to reflect the new look Obama World which features the head of the world's largest car mak...
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Funny story: From the top secret files of Barghis Tryhol 004 / Chapter two

From the top secret files of Barghis Tryhol 004 / Chapter two

After the brief meeting with M, Bargis was anxious to get regrouped, update his wardrobe, check back into his flat and have some serious sexual therapy in order to relax before his next mission....BACK TO THE USA and his arch enemy D.E.F.E.C.A.T.E., or (CRAP) as it was listed in SECRET files.(ed. note: and easier to type) Even now, as he pressed the left NIPPLE of the marble statue of Margare...
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Funny story: Chapter 3:Morpho Relegated to Star Drek Duty But Rises to the Occasion as Freedom is Threatened by THE DARK SIDE!

Chapter 3:Morpho Relegated to Star Drek Duty But Rises to the Occasion as Freedom is Threatened by THE DARK SIDE!

Somehow, Morpho knew they would call him for THIS mission. He sensed the concern of THE FOUNDERS even as he luxuriated in the comforting confines of his gelatinous mass contained in a stainless steel storage case where he had been recharging himself since 1865 and the Quixotic mission of the Buggeral. Inherently he knew his entire existence had been leading up to this ONE challenging momen...
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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 22:The End Becomes the Beginning!

Below Decks Chapter 22:The End Becomes the Beginning!

Captain's Note: This concludes the ambitious project undertaken by a spirited crew of Spoofers who write simply for the joy of writing. For those of you who tried to follow along, we salute you! For the Crew, I applaud you! Maybe we'll do it again. Maybe not! Now Hear This: The Smoking Lamp is Lit, and Shore Leave Now Commences! God Speed till we sail again. The ship was deathly qu...
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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 18: Who's that Tap,Tap Tapping On My Door? "Bollocks" quoth the Parrot, Evermore

Below Decks Chapter 18: Who's that Tap,Tap Tapping On My Door? "Bollocks" quoth the Parrot, Evermore

Recap: One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Nine | Ten | Eleven | Twelve | Thirteen | Fourteen | Fifteen | Sixteen | Seventeen "Doctor Nicholas!," commanded the Captain loudly from the Poop. "Here, Captain, " as the overworked Proctologist appeared on deck buttoning up his tongue depressor, " what do you command?" "It seems we have a valuable stowaway on board," said...
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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 11 : Craft & Guile and the Promise of Pussy : A Cunning Morse Turns Tragedy into Triumph!

Below Decks Chapter 11 : Craft & Guile and the Promise of Pussy : A Cunning Morse Turns Tragedy into Triumph!

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten Several Months after the successful taking of the prize ship Madoff, surviving raging storms, an electrical outage, a becalming, the incessant pontifical sermons of the False Father, Birbee, the Buggerall suddenly finds itself in Dire Str...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers: How They Work!

Spoof Writers: How They Work!

I was recently intrigued after reading a selection of educational "How They Work" pieces written by the male side of the famous Turse Family, Ray and Not Ray, the dynamic father and son duo, and prompted to investigate the phenomenon of "What Makes Spoof Writers Work." Granted, Spoof Writing is not work, but an advocation for which most scribes do not get paid, they do, however in most case...
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Funny story: "Below Decks" - Chapter One: Prelude to Battle

"Below Decks" - Chapter One: Prelude to Battle

Brief Introduction by the Admiralty: 3 March, 1815 0640 hours Colony Time This rollicking tale is completely unscripted by the ribald , more than slightly demented, crew of the Spoof. It will be a compilation of a series of chapters, the number of which has yet to be determined, as the entire crew has yet to muster aboard, most likely still ashore awash in rum, and partaking of the fleshly...
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Funny story: Open Letter from Hugo Chavez to Barry Obama: HELP!

Open Letter from Hugo Chavez to Barry Obama: HELP!

Caracas, Venezuela Office of the President January 10, 2009 TO: Barack Hussein Obama II President United States of America Chicago, Illinois Hola me Amigo Barrio! Forgive my informal address, but I feel we are brothers, even though I have never been friendly with a "darkman" before. But I feel our roots are from the same type of fertile backround, me from the slums of Caracas, you fig...
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Funny story: Unemployment Up But Top Jobs Left Unfilled In Dysfunctional Obama Welfare World!

Unemployment Up But Top Jobs Left Unfilled In Dysfunctional Obama Welfare World!

Princeton,NJ/ Employment Daily - While the nation's economy continues to tank and millions are threatened with loss of jobs, many top positions are going unfilled due to lack of interest by the country's 25-40 "me first" age group. In a new on line employment service enticingly named "Take This Job, PLEASE", founders claim many high paying, high profile jobs are just not getting filled for lack...
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Funny story: MSNBC Announces First Virtual Interview of Obama Interviewing Himself!

MSNBC Announces First Virtual Interview of Obama Interviewing Himself!

Beverly Hills, Ca/ Hollywood Daily - Making good on his recent proclamation to only interview himself on national TV, Barack Hussein Obama II, with help from his friends in Hollywood has pulled off the impossible....side by side interviews with HIMSELF! Displaying all the adoration that the usual Hollywood A-List can muster, Obama proudly left his footprints in newly poured cement in an entire...
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Funny story: Obama New Media Policy: Only He Can Interview Himself!

Obama New Media Policy: Only He Can Interview Himself!

Chicago, Il. /AP - Barack Hussein Obama II (ed. note. we think it's him) , set back journalism a century today with his new media policy just a week short of the Presidential election. Following a contentious interview with a Northwestern University Journalism student Obama handlers declared the candidate "off limits" to anyone but himself for on air interviews. Northwestern University,located...
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Funny story: Mushy Peas - A View from the Colonies

Mushy Peas - A View from the Colonies

FROM: MORSE Special Agent, 525 MI Group, RVN, United Sates Army (ret)...
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