Jarred T. Thistlewind was always the last person to show up for the party. He was also the last guy to show up for work, and to stand idly by at the bus stop on the corner of Courier Street and Phelps Avenue on his way to work, and he was even two weeks late to wish his wife of seven years a "Happy Anniversary" greeting on April 8, along with a bottle of Pinot noir, which they always drank in bed...
In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting. They decide what will be aired, what will be written, who will star in what and who will be shot for making the wrong joke. What if they just went a step further and ran the governments just like they were game shows (aren't they anyway?)?
Maybe the results would be something like this:
TripAdvisor Review of Bethlehem Motel - 24th December -0001
We stayed at the Bethlehem Motel for one night on 24th December and wish we'd never bothered!! I should have known better with just a single star above the hotel sign.
I was shattered and really just needed a place to rest my ass and heavily pregnant fiancée for the night. When we arrived the Motel owner told us we were in luck as h...
Ok, I admit this in writing, anonymously, for now I fear for my life. I wire tapped Trump Tower.
President Trump blames Obama, but I have never met President Obama and in all honesty, although it would make a great story, President Obama had nothing to do with it.
Actually, it was Hillary Clinton, well not directly, but it was Hillary's team who directed the wiretap.
I should be more clea...
That's right! You too can be President of the United States of America! It can be surprisingly easy.
If you think that you lack the qualifications to be President, because you don't have any experience in government, because you know nothing about foreign affairs, or the economy, or the Constitution, or the environment, or because you have the attention span of a gnat, well think again! None...
Dear Congressman Chaffetz:
I just wanted you to know that the day after you spoke out about health insurance for low income Americans, I cancelled my order for a new iPhone 7. Not only that, but I got together with the other tenants in my apartment building, and persuaded them to cancel their orders for new iPhones. And without any further urging from me, they voted to a man to cancel all out...
The Trump Administration has once more outdone itself! Where it once was very anti-media, they have done a 180 and purchased advertising time on television, radio, and even small-time newspapers, saving many of them from bankruptcy.
The mass media advertising blitz comes right after Trump's National Tour, which began in a Florida airport and continued in Nashville and on to the rest of the nati...
Julian Assange and Nigel Farage
Just the two of them, no entourage.
A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning,
Unexpected, rushed, without warning.
Secrets shared in breathless whispers,
Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears.
Half -spoken words, a pat on the back
Subtle handshake, a knowing smile.
Good old Nigel, a faithful mate.
He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...
Is villainy a talent? If so, where does it come from? Is it genetic, or learned?
Some put the blame on society, culture or religion. Whatever.
Before getting into it we need to know what is meant by evil.
Perhaps the following words can clarify the word scope of villainy: natural disasters, diseases, birth defects, war, destruction, deception, anger, gluttony, vanity, ego, pride, lust,...
'FM 6-0 Commander and Staff Organization and Operations', is a US Army field manual, formerly inaccessible to public, but now it is. FM 6-0 was intended as a planning tool for battalion sized units and larger.
It seems the book has rendered itself obsolete. The reason is obvious: conventional warfare is not foreseeable in near future. In 1970s, we used to find passages in publication as to the...
'Death of a Salesman' is a play written by Arthur Miller. It won the 1949 Pulitzer Prize. This title has been high jacked by a fraudulent filmmaker. He calls his film in English 'The Salesman' and in French '.'The Client!
Among Iranians, fraud, deep-rooted, is highly valued. In doubt? Read Nature Science Magazine to see how many top ranking Iranian and so-called scientists/ officials have ille...
[President Trump is being interviewed by Charlie Rose on PBS]
CR: Mr. President, thank you for being here.
T: My pleasure.
CR: The New York Times reported today that you've claimed that President Obama tapped your phone.
T: That's right.
CR: What proof do you have of that?
T: How else do you explain it?
CR: Explain what?
T: The leaks. How do you explain the leaks? Everything that happe...
HURRAY FOR HOLLYWEIRD -- David Boreanaz (pronounced "bore your anus") was born into show business. His father, Dave, was the host of a children's TV show, Drop Zone, on which his then-pregnant wife, travel agent Patsy, gave birth to their son during a commercial break. David has two older sisters, Booby and Breast. Like his siblings, David is of an Italian scent.
Despite a degree in filmmaking,...
Nancy Pelosi peered around the pillar but saw no one.
"Pssst! Over here!"
She looked again and saw a shadowy figure beckoning her from across the floor of the parking garage. She scuttled over, while holding on to her wig with one hand.
"Blackfeather," she said to the man.
"Blackfeather. The password."
"You're supposed to give the countersign."...
"Bong! Bong! Bong! . . ." The grandfather clock in the foyer of Mar-a-Lago pealed twelve times. The digital clock on the kitchen stove said that it was actually ten past midnight, but the grandfather clock denounced that as fake news and said that the digital clock was a disloyal product of Silicon Valley.
"Trump!" a baritone voice boomed out. "Trrrrrump! PRRRRRRESIDENT TRUMP!!!" The Presi...
Back in my college days I was studying at the University of Arizona in Tucson, Arizona. The school had a good engineering college which suited me well, that is whenever I actually attended class. The University was, also, known to be a party school and attracted a lot of people from the northern and eastern states who came to the school to escape the harsh winters which had brought about a lot o...
2017 is the Year of the Cock according to the Chinese calendar, but Amena Snow, editor of the women's magazine Biva, has proclaimed it the Year of the Pussy.
The announcement has exposed a deepening rift among liberals who want to rename 2017 in honor of the historic public opposition to President Trump's policies that has been led largely by women.
Ramona Gwyn Of Code Pink explained her cho...
Jazz (the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender teenage girl, not the music genre) was born in 2000 or 2001, somewhere along then. Supposedly, she's a "YouTube personality," whatever that means. She's best known for wearing rainbow-colored clothing and being a Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender teenage girl.
Ba Ba Wa Wa interviewed her on 20 Ditto, a television news magazine, whatever that is, broadc...
Yo everybody, this is your good friend Spinny McGintz talking to you from Riker's Island prison where I'm spending a little vacation after holding up a burger joint with a frozen banana. Don't worry about me, I'll be just fine in my nice new orange jump suit.
Today I want to explain to all of you everything you need to know about court etiquette. Believe me after spending several of days in c...
My assignment was to attempt to get an interview with Donald Trump. It was assumed since I'm a relatively unknown journalist with no known affiliations, I might at least get to talk with White House Press Secretary, Sean "Melissa" Spicer.
I was surprised when Mr. Spicer granted an interview.
I was shown into his office and when he asked who I wrote for I made up: "The Alt-Right Journal of M...
Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane!
Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight:
-- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...
Part I: Let's all be made aware of Robin Rhodes.
Robin Rhodes, of Worcester, is accused of attacking a Muslim airline employee at New York's JFK International Airport, allegedly kicking and shouting obscenities at the woman and telling her that President Donald Trump "will get rid of all of you,".
(For clarity and journalistic integrity , I will say that this account starts as completely 100...