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Funny story: Medium Reveals All Of Hell Is A No Smoking Zone

Medium Reveals All Of Hell Is A No Smoking Zone

If you think you might go to Satan's fiery place instead of Heaven when you die, you better light up your cigarette now because all of Hell is a no smoking zone. Mysterious medium Maria Duval said she was in contact with the spirit of famed Roger Vivier, an enthusiastic smoker who designed many of the popular stiletto heel styles of the 1950s. In a letter on her blog, Duval told her fans a...
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Funny story: Charlie Brown Loses Virginity

Charlie Brown Loses Virginity

The sequence of events began innocuously enough, with the Cute Little Red-Haired Girl flashing a shy smile in Charlie Brown's direction as she read the note which he had hidden in her spelling textbook. When the final bell rang, she wasted no time in tucking her gym towel under one arm and taking Charlie by the hand, coyly leading him to a remote corner of the local pumpkin patch. After her...
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Funny story: Muppet Running Mate Announced in 2016 Presidential Election

Muppet Running Mate Announced in 2016 Presidential Election

This just in. Presidential Candidate, Angry Cheeto has finally announced his running mate. The world has been watching closely as Cheeto has narrowed down a short list of Vice Presidential possibilities, wondering whether he would choose to balance out his hot headed image and his reputation for empty calories. We go live now to where our crack reporter, Kermit the Frog, is on the ground,...
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Funny story: Urkel on Merkel

Urkel on Merkel

We are here with Jaleel White, who is best known for his role as nerdy Steve Urkel in the sitcom Family Matters. Jaleel has really grown up and is beyond his Urkel days, but at times it seems fans still confuse him with the character that he played. So today I wanted to get his impressions of Germany Chancellor Angela Merkel. So, Jaleel, I was strangely excited to meet you in person. Why'...
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Funny story: The Tavistock Institute's Parental Guidance Report

The Tavistock Institute's Parental Guidance Report

LONDON: The Tavistock Mind Control Institute and intellectual wing of the NWO has issued a "comprehensive report" to be distributed to all parental associations and school administrations. "It is perfectly clear to us, based on five years of extensive and rigorous research, " said Director Sir Oddball Pike, "that parents are simply not doing their job. This guideline is to help them and, if fol...
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Funny story: BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Like many auto manufacturers, BMW has been actively researching technologies that will, in the not too distant future, enable cars to drive themselves. In an exclusive Spoof News interview, Chief Engineer Max Brennstoff outlined some of the challenges that his team has encountered. "We failed to anticipate how difficult it would be to program even the most sophisticated computers available tod...
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Funny story: Farting Etiquette On The London Underground

Farting Etiquette On The London Underground

Everyone has done it at one time or another: sometimes you're in public and you just have to trump; and sometimes it's on the London Underground in peak traffic when you have to chuff. Then what do you do? This reporter looked for people who regularly ride the Tube to find out what people do if they have to fart on public transport. So what happened? Some people considered even asking the qu...
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Funny story: Trump's Climbing in your Windows, Snatchin' Yo People Up

Trump's Climbing in your Windows, Snatchin' Yo People Up

Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Central Park. Trump's climbing in your windows, he's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cuz Trump's raping everybody out there. Here's the video of how she was attacked by some idiot billionaire above. It's hard not to explode into a fit of hysterical l...
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Funny story: What will post-Brexit Britain be like?

What will post-Brexit Britain be like?

The year is 2027. Britain has been out of the EU for 8 years and is having to fend for itself. A trade agreement with the EU is still under negotiation, and the pound is now worth 0.03 Euros. Britain's new largest trading partner is Ghana. As a result, the UK is now the world's largest consumer of mangoes. Mango tikka masala is the new national dish. How are people coping? Do they regret Brexit...
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Funny story: The New World Order Defined

The New World Order Defined

You, the individual, will be on your own. Totally. What you know will only be what we allow you to know. You will be responsible to US for all you say and do. If we do not approve of what you say or do, we will punish you. You will never question us. You will never raise your voice to us. We control the controllers. We parent your parents. We, the global government will not serve you. YOU...
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Funny story: Wall Crashes after 42 Bottles of Beer

Wall Crashes after 42 Bottles of Beer

Wall Street (SAPP) - Hackers from Bavaria have claimed responsibility for toppling a wall full of beer bottles. This follows a long string of mishaps regarding wall security tactics and countermeasures. This most recent security breach is by far the worst. "There were originally about 103 bottles of beer on the wall," says Bud Visor, chief of wall security. "I will be checking into the log file...
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Funny story: North Korea Travel Guide

North Korea Travel Guide

Pyongyang, DPRK This is the Official Guide to Travel in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Very Important Rules: 1. Remember that the reason you are allowed to visit the Utopia of Earth, North Korea, is through the benevolence of our Supreme Leader, grandson of the Eternal Leader and son of the Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Un. Always remember to sing his praises while you are on his soil an...
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Funny story: BBC History Channel. New War Series.

BBC History Channel. New War Series.

For this winter, the BBC have lined up a twelve part series of new documentaries on warfare. Here is the list. (1) Tank Heroes of World War 11. (2) Lancaster Bomber air crews. Unsung Heroes of Dresden. (3) How Methane gas helped the Allies in World War 1. (4) Napalm Heroes of the Vietnam War. (5) Famous Torturers of World War 11.. (6) Scientific Heroes of Nuclear Fission. (7) Enola Gay...
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Funny story: Brexit. The Legal Implications

Brexit. The Legal Implications

Retired Old Bailey judge, Sir Clement Hostage has been legal advisor to Ted Heath and Tony Blair and is an expert in English Law. Now in his mid-seventies he looks all over the much traveled aristocrat of yore with ruddy complexion, bloated girth and ragged white hair. Our business reporter from U-R-FKD Magazine decided to pay him a visit to learn of his reaction to the current political mess...
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Funny story: "A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday

Almost born on the day that our beloved country was born (July 4), George Walker Bush, son of former president and vice president George Herbert Walker Bush and brother to former governor of Florida Jeb Bush, will turn 70 this July 6th. It is fitting that his birthday falls within such an auspicious range of dates since he, and his vaunted political family, has been so integral in the formati...
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Funny story: Trump's Sixth Day In Office

Trump's Sixth Day In Office

[A press briefing inside the Capital rotunda. A reporter from Fox News asks a question:] "Senator McConnell! Why are there tanks and troops surrounding the Capitol? Are we at war?" "No, nothing like that. The President has called out units of the 3rd infantry from Fort Myer for a training exercise, that's all." [Reporter from CNN:] "Senator, our sources say that the troops are here...
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Funny story: Fido: Stupid Things Humans Say

Fido: Stupid Things Humans Say

Fido, a smart dog, recently barked to a Spoof writer who understands dog talk. Fido's chief gripe was about the stupid things humans say. A few of Fido's examples of stupid comments by humans are given below, followed by an observation from the dog: He's so stupid he couldn't be elected dog catcher. "Uh, hello. Successful dog catchers are VERY smart." Good doggie. "Soooooooooooo condescendi...
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Funny story: Trump's Fifth Day in Office

Trump's Fifth Day in Office

[A White House press briefing. Chris Christie, former governor of New Jersey, is finishing up:] ". . . and so, the President had no choice but to fire his entire cabinet. Okay, questions?" [Reporter from CNN:] "Governor, the word on the street is that the President fired his cabinet because they refused to sign along to 'Hail to the Chief' at the beginning of cabinet meetings. Is that tr...
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Funny story: Bo Jo wibbles, wobbles and flip-flops to remain

Bo Jo wibbles, wobbles and flip-flops to remain

In a shocking development today, Boris Johnson has said he backs the 'remain' campaign. I caught up with him outside the House of Commons amid a whoop of clambering journalists. "Boris..... Boris......" "Hibble wibble bobble bibble" "Yes thank you. Boris, some might say you're sudden U turn is a cynical career move." "Well... Well, what I say to them is, what they should understand...
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Funny story: Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed!

Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed!

Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed! Oh little turd, of all the millions and zillions of turds that have existed in the world even in my lifetime, why oh why were you the one that refused to be flushed? Little turd,You are not all that much different from the rest...a little smaller, a little rounder and yes quite nice in texture but little turd, why you? Little turd, what made...
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Funny story: Trump's Fourth Day in Office

Trump's Fourth Day in Office

[Vice-President Palin, in an exclusive interview with Megyn Kelly:] "Well of course I was surprised, silly, when I got the call from Donald's team to serve as number two! I mean, it's not every day that a girl is asked to be a heartbeat away from being the most powerful man on the planet, and it him being seventy and all, it makes you think, you know?" "Madam Vice-President, the word on the...
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Funny story: Bremaster of all - Vermont based brewing co. unveils unique holiday flavors

Bremaster of all - Vermont based brewing co. unveils unique holiday flavors

The Boston Massacre Brewing Company of Vermont recently invited me to a tasting of their new offerings. They have beaten the competition to the ultimate goal by producing the first 365 pack. It consists of beers made up to match the nuances of every day of the year. I first sampled A stars and striped bottle of "INDEPENDENCE DAY ALE" made from Apple pie, Frankfurters, and the scrapings o...
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