The President of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?) as Netan-YAHOO was not invited by President Obama but rather by Speaker of the House John Boehner, a breach of normal U.S. international protocol unless of course you want to piss off the President and...
We, the 1% of this nation and others in this world that truly control what goes on inside our societies have taken the time to write to you little people who make up the other 99% of the citizenry. You should be thankful. We rarely take the time or the danger of sullying ourselves by dealing with you lesserlings.
In truth, we are making this condescension in order to let you peopl...
The history of alphabet goes back to the 2nd millennium BCE. Rotary drum printing was invented in 1847. Before the invention of printing, books were handwritten by the scribes. Not all manuscripts are reliable because some of them were pure fantasies, particularly those that are attributed to self-proclaimed representatives of a deity.
Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung were contemporaries in 1900. Fr...
How many of these insane beliefs have you bought into? If you are afflicted with one you are in bad shape. If you are afflicted with more than one you are a zombie.
Here is the belief system of the brainwashed commonly called 'culture'. It gets piped into your brain, wherever you are... 24/7.
(1). Government is set up for your welfare. That is why it is not allowed to print its own money. Y...
"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me." Ayn Rand
In the land of Libertaria
The stoplights always blink!
Especially where the wealthy live--
The rest are out of sync.
In the land of Libertaria
The roads are paved so well.
Unless the roads are rural roads
Where the potholes can be hell.
In the land of Libertaria
The schools are all top-notch!
"The ONLY question we have is - whether ONLY brain damaged people watch it - OR -the show causes it?" said Dr. Moishe Pipick -head of The Worldwide Neurological Center in Berne, Switzerland.
He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"
"Another amazing finding is that when put thr...
The year is 2015, and although we're not living on the Moon yet, we do enjoy a futuristic lifestyle here in Britain.
In recent years the UK economy has expanded, unemployment has slumped and the suicide rate has literally gone off a cliff. So how do we do it? I decided to investigate, following the typical life of an office worker in modern Britain.
I met Rob at 6am. He starts early, but tha...
CIA HQ under a tanning bed in a wellness hotel somewhere in a posh part of London has just sent this life threatening report!
Jaggedone's CIA star lifestyle reporter, Shaggy Daddy-Brownlegs, has crawled out of the gutter into a very posh wellness hotel and brown, white Caucasian x-treme tanner, Laura May McMullan, told him, whilst lying under the sun yet again, the following story.
Well it a...
We at SpoofFeed were genuinely interested in what your dating turn-offs are and the deal-breakers that make you wanna run for the door and bail out on your date and rob them of any confidence that they had, publicly humiliate them and leave them as a mangled shell of their former self. We went out to the streets of L.A and asked some young people we found and this is what they had to say.
America woke up this morning to the news that their global sex guru Hugh Hefner had passed away. It is not so much the fact of his passing, for he was approaching his 89th birthday on April... but the manner. Our reporter for "U2R-FKD" followed the story.
His housemaid for this month Eileen Dover who wishes to be known simply as "Miss February" broke the news. "Well, I went up to his bedroom as...
CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) HQ deep down in the vaults of the Rothschild Bank, Geneva, Switzerland, has just relayed this astonishing news scoop overheard between Herr Rudolf Liechenstein-Hoeness (no relation) and a senior director of the scandalous tax-avoiding bank, you know the one!
CIA star reporter, Willy-Untermensch-Goebbels, crept between the hand-made, shiny leather shoes of the 2...
Are you a sucker for PUN-ishment? Then you'll enjoy this.
For years, the Spoof has been gathering puns on Barack Obama's unusual name from articles about the US president. Many writers like to use amusing and not so amusing variations of his name, and it has evolved into a unique and highbrow form of comedy in itself.
Now at last, a full list of all possible Obama puns can finally be publis...
I meet Grover Norquist on a bustling Friday morning at an unassuming coffee shop in the D.C. suburb of Georgetown.
A member of the NRA board of directors, he's an intelligent, well spoken man who meets me with a hearty handshake and a greeting of "God is great".
Immediately launching into attack mode, he is highly critical of those who he says have tried to "assassinate" his character as o...
Your fearless reporter has been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, a man very much in the news these days. It is not often that the Premier grants anyone from the West an exclusive interview, especially since he is not allowed to enter the U.S. We had to do the Interview on his exclusive 300 foot yacht off the Crimea coast.
rfreed- "Good day,...
Magazine UR-FKD's Health & Fitness Section has listed the following tips for a healthy mind in a healthy body. Several food chains and media outlets are threatening to sue the editor.
1. Understand the world is run by crooked, greedy people who think they are 'superior' to you and because the are 'superior' to you they actually own the world and everything in it... including you. You and yo...
President Obama gave the following address today:
I would be willing to wager any amount with any member of the Tea Party that they could not pass the test given to immigrants desiring American citizenship.
If flag waving Bible Belting assholes like Ted Cruz or Mike Huckleberry or Ted Cruz or Rick Perry can pass this test i will kiss their fat ignorant asses!"
Here's a self-test for YOU t...
* Eager to possess a pair of trendy newsprint pants? Then invest in a trouser press.
* Bah! Hircine thieves! They really get my goat!
* Beware the Ides of March (and the 'orns of April).
* Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, if you want hot pants.
* Practice makes perfict
Practice makes perficked
Practice makes perfect
* On the first day of Christmas my true love s...
Last night, the whole of Europe was brought to a standstill when, exactly at midnight, a white-haired, bearded figure appeared on every television set on the continent. Crowds poured out of pubs and restaurants, many of them hysterical; public transport came to a halt as millions gathered in city squares and churches.
The Pope appealed for calm; but nobody was listening to him.
Mona Bona, political correspondent for Sade Media, gives her take on Chris Christie's actions which forced a plane to land due to no toiler paper.
Well - the man who gives new meaning to "The Bully Pulpit" has done it again! He's moved on from 'Bridgegate' to 'Toiletpapergate!'
His private jet (courtesy of The koch Bros.) was en route to Iowa where Christie is now known as 'The Hog lovin Man...
Democratic politician Barney Frank may be retired now, but he's still enjoying (as much as ever!) the witty repartee and genial jousting in the Fox News studio.
Yup! A Bill O'Reilly clip has just gone viral, where the Fox commentator reduces Barney to abject bemusement regarding Frank's far-left socialist-welfarist-eco-freakian™ "Big Lie" about the sky being blue.
In case you weren't...
CIA HQ in London has just received a newsflash from the Mayor's residence.
Boris Johnson kept his mouth shut for 1 second and only hot air came out, astonishing!
Star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) snob reporter, Sir Cock of Roachford, infiltrated Bo Jo's boudoir through his pink coloured en-suite bog, and found him standing naked (not a pretty sight) in front of the mirror singing the US...
CIA HQ in 10 Downing Street (Yes we have our reporters there too, the golden bogs are filthy!) reports!
CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star political reporter, Cederic Upyourarse-Thraithwaite, reporting from below a bog seat and looking up Cameron's arse has just sent this mind-blowing report (If Cameron farts it really will be mind-blowing!)
Brit PM, David Cameron, divulging his latest g...