Joe Biden: Hello Eva.
Eva Longoria: Hi Joe. How are you?
Joe Biden: You sound sleepy. Were you asleep?
Eva Longoria: Ah yeah. A little bit.
Joe Biden: I'm sorry sweety. Text me when you wake up.
Eva Longoria: Well heck, I'm wide awake now. What did you want Joe?
Joe Biden: I just wanted to tel...
Lady Gaga: Hello Jess?
Jessica Simpson: Hi Lady Gaga, how in the world have you been girlfriend?
Lady Gaga: Good, except for the fact that I have just put on 11 pounds and people are starting to ask me questions like; Are you with child? Are you eating for two? And are you hoping for a boy or a girl?
Jessica Simpson: Eleven pounds!...
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Hello Ann. Are you there?
Ann Romney: Yes, I'm here. How are ya Lizzy?
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: I'm great. And girlfriend let me say that I watched your GOP National Convention speech and you did fantastic.
Ann Romney: Thanks Lizzy. You don't think that I over did the color red do you?
Chad Ochocinco: Hey Evie are you there honey biscuit?
Evelyn Lozada: Yeah I'm here, whatcha want fool?
Chad Ochocinco: Baby, don't call me a fool. You know it hurts my feelings sugar lips.
Evelyn Lozada: Don't you call me sugar lips you mean, hateful, head-butting chump.
Chad Ochocinco: I'm sorry about dat babe. I lost my temper a...
President Obama: Hey Joey, did you see who "Old Mittens" finally picked to be his vice-presidential running mate?
Vice-President Biden: Yeah Barry, I just heard about it on CNN. And let me say that today is our lucky day.
President Obama: You got that right bud. Paul Ryan? Can you believe that out of all of the fairly good choices the old Mormon ha...
Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the United States spend millions of dollars trying to capitalize on already existing products in the hopes that they will be as successful as the originals.
And every now and then some of these consumer product spin-offs make it and they are wholeheartedly accepted and embraced by the American buying public.
But sad to say, most of the times the...
Sarah Palin was a relatively unknown politician until Senator John McCain picked her to be his vice-presidential choice on the 2008 GOP presidential ticket.
And after "Snowflake" Palin and "Comb Over" McCain were soundly beaten in the presidential election the "Loose Moose" from Wasilla, Alaska, has tried her best to stay in the political spotlight.
The "White Wilderness Woman" with a dozen...
Vampire movies have been around since the days of silent films.
When most people think of vampires the name that comes to mind is Count Dracula.
Count Dracula was portrayed in the 1931 motion picture Dracula by the legendary actor Bela Lugosi.
The film is considered to be the "Granddaddy" of all vampire movies.
The motion picture was followed by three sequels; Dracula's Daughter (1936...
Bling Bling Magazine ran a survey and asked its readers to name the hip hop band or bands with the worst names.
Quandell "Yo-Yo" Lemonmuckle, editor of Bling Bling Magazine stated that his publication had a total of 49,701 surveys returned.
Entry forms were received from every state in the union except for Arizona.
Lemonmuckle stated that he also received surveys from Zimbabwe, Kenya, Du...
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Wyatt Blatzenfeller has been a postal carrier for the Cheyenne Post Office since 1972, a total of 40 years.
He recently spoke to Anderson Cooper on Anderson Cooper 360 and told him that in that time he has never once been bitten by a dog or even been approached by a dog.
He noted that he personally knows of 17 postmen who were bitten by a dog while delivering the mail.
HOLLYWOOD - Armstrong Jimmy Pennypocket senior executive director with The Television Coalition For Reality Show Development has just released a list of 10 reality shows that did not make the cut.
Mr. Pennypocket stated that the reasons why some of the shows did not make it onto the television viewing schedule range from use of a unusually large amount of expletives to the reality show actors a...
President Obama: Hey Joey you wanna get a burger later on this afternoon?
Vice-President Biden: Sounds good Barry, you buyin'?
President Obama: Does Donald Trump have the stupidest looking hairdo you have ever seen?
Vice-President Biden: Gotcha boss. Say I was wondering you aren't planning on making anymore sports remarks today are ya...
The majority of motion pictures start off as books. When Margaret Mitchell wrote her Civil War classic Gone With The Wind, she had no idea that Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh would be uttering the words that she wrote in their 1936, War Between The States epic movie Gone With The Wind.
When L. Frank Baum wrote the Wizard of Oz he never envisioned that one day there would be dozens of little dwarf...
Paul McCartney played the bass guitar with The Beatles which is the most famous band in the history of recorded music.
The Beatles got their start back in the early 60s at Liverpool's Cavern Club.
At one time they were actually known as The Silver Beatles but McCartney suggested that the the name be shortened to just The Beatles in order to be able to fit the name on the front of Ringo's Lud...
The editor of The iRumors News Agency, Bacardi Cheyenne, has just announced that the June edition of its publication of 'Scandals, Rumors, & Innuendos From Around The World' is now available at leading newsstands, at Giggle Giggle Comedy Clubs throughout America, and at all Burger Bandit Restaurants.
SCANDALS, RUMORS, & INNUENDOS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK - Local auth...
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - The city of Anchorage is known for its dog sled races, snowmobiling, snow, Polar Pale Ale Beer, kayaking, snow, rafting, being home to the largest Eskimo igloo in the world, and snow.
It is also home to The Annual Salmon Mating Ritual Festival & Parade. The event is one of the year's greatest celebrations and is attended by every citizen of the city.
But this year a g...
Paragovo Gabskigrad of Sofia, Bulgaria is considered to be the world's foremost expert on vampires.
He wrote in his most recent book titled 7,001 Amazingly Amazing Facts About Vampires that vampires have been around ever since September of 1047.
Gabskigrad noted that 865 years later in 1912, the first vampire movie was filmed.
The motion picture was shot in Great Britain and the title w...
Congressman Ron Paul of Texas was recently asked how he felt running in the GOP presidential race for the highest office in the land.
The spry 76-year-old smiled and remarked that he felt as happy as a woodpecker in a Popsicle stick factory.
The veteran politician from Texas is no stranger to the harsh world of political mudslinging.
Earlier this year when Michele Bachmann stated that he...
Political campaign slogans are as much a part of the world of politics as bikini waxing is to beauty pageants.
Throughout history there have been some very interesting campaign slogans which helped get several politicians elected to the nation's highest office.
The country's top political campaign slogan manufacturing company, Slogans "R" Us has stated that some of the most famous PCS's from...
David Letterman has stated that the greatest late night talk show host of all time was Johnny Carson. He pointed out that Johnny is without a doubt the best even though Jay "The Chinmaster" Leno thinks that he is.
David has gone on record as saying that Leno and him both learned 90 percent of what they know about being late night TV talk show hosts from the great Johnny Carson.
He then adde...
The 22-year-old country singer Taylor Alison Swift was born in Reading, Pennsylvania and oddly enough she has said that in school her favorite subject was reading.
Over the years there has been widespread speculation as to who Taylor Swift was named after. Some news publications and agencies have stated that she was named after Elizabeth Taylor.
Others have said that she was named after come...
Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter is the chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine.
The Michigan native has just spent two months traveling throughout the United States and visiting countless automobile corporate industry offices.
Fitzwalter has conducted dozens of interviews with corporate CEO's, presidents, and directors of inter-corporate departments...