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Funny story: Secret Tape Recording From 2013 Reveals Thoughts of Britain First, The UK's Most Feared Political Party

Secret Tape Recording From 2013 Reveals Thoughts of Britain First, The UK's Most Feared Political Party

Radio plays an extremely loud version of 'Rule Britannia.' Party leader, Paul Golding, probably sitting in his Union Jack pyjamas on his Union Jack couch, is humming away triumphantly to his favourite tune. Former party supremo Jim Dowson walks in. Jim: Morning Paul, you're up early mate. What's the story? Paul: Couldn't sleep boss. Even though you tucked me in and told me everything woul...
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Funny story: Ten Reasons Why George W. Bush Is An Idiot

Ten Reasons Why George W. Bush Is An Idiot

Recently released US government documents have shed light on George W. Bush's time as President of the United States. They reveal the sort of lunacy President Dubya's staff had to put up with during his two terms in office. We have compiled a list of ten of the most idiotic things he said and did or thought. 1) When discussing foreign affairs with his advisors Bush believed they were talk...
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Funny story: The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Manager

The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Manager

Following on from 'The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Footballer', and in response to the literally one letter we received, here is our latest helpful guide. This time we are focusing on Premier League management. Once you've finished your Premier League playing career you may want to consider becoming a manager. Not for the money of course as you'll already have enough of that to fu...
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Funny story: World Famous QC Passes Away

World Famous QC Passes Away

It is with some sadness, but mostly with hilarious laughter, that we announce the passing of Lord Simon Saunders QC. He passed away aged eighty-three years and one week after a short and comical illness. He spent much of his life trying to help others (buy him pints). He became the youngest QC in British history at the age of three months. Unfortunately, he was unable to practice because o...
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Funny story: Steve Gold: The Death Of A Footballing Legend

Steve Gold: The Death Of A Footballing Legend

Controversial former Leicester City and England footballer Steve Gold has died aged 50. The legendary striker was found unconscious in his squalid Leicester flat by police after a local off-license owner became concerned for his safety. Police confirmed the news earlier today. Laura Pintage, proprietor of the 'Booze Till You Snooze' off-license told us, "Steve was a regular in the shop. S...
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Funny story: The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Footballer

The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Footballer

This painstakingly constructed guide is designed to help all budding Premier League footballers conform to previously unwritten rules and avoid any embarrassing mistakes during your career. We shall begin with one of the most important aspects of being a footballer. 1) Disrespecting match officials. Never accept any decision that goes against you or your team. Referees and their assistant...
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