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Funny story: Going to France? Take the Masterchev Guide to France

Going to France? Take the Masterchev Guide to France

Five top tips for surviving in France, by Spoof's very own Masterchev. French speaking Taffy Masterchev gave these 5 nuggets of advice as he prepares to go on holiday this week... to Italy. 1) If attempting to speak French, make sure you take a French teacher just to embarrass both of you. 2) If asked to be on a game show, decline quickly. Napoleon's Castle is a baaad idea. 3) When asked...
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Funny story: Chapter 15: Attack of the Gerbils of Hell

Chapter 15: Attack of the Gerbils of Hell

Two days at sea can do wonders to a guy. Captain Morse was a decent fella, I reflected as I examined myself against the choppy waters of the endless ocean. I noticed how different my reflection was: a few scars gave me a more violent edge than I used to have. We'd all pitched in. Skoob had been promoted to the Best Man position, which seemed to be holding up his gerbil flu. Sure, he still sc...
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Funny story: Brand new GCSE paper

Brand new GCSE paper

In relation to Satirical Article concerning GCSE exams. 17 hour exam. 1) Describe the term racism. [ ] Having a different behaviour against another person. 2) What are the Christian teaching on Christianity? (36) Christianity was _____. [Good] 3) With the use of illustrations (pictures), discuss how Christians view the idea of Christmas. Make particular reference to what you...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 10: Escaping the Country

Born to Spoof: Chapter 10: Escaping the Country

International Spoofing Committee Records Message found on a scrap of paper located in Buenos Aries Marketplace. Suspect Identification Number 24. My name is Jean Le Fete. A few days ago I was tricked into becoming a Spoof writer by the mysterious #3. An assassination attempt on my life has prompted myself, as well as several satirical writers to go into hiding. We've fled the country v...
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Funny story: Meet Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. The Village Bore.

Meet Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. The Village Bore.

Are you sitting comfortably? Preferably in a seat which is made from 89% polyester or another man-made fibre? Good. Let us commence. Eight letters. A lovely word. My name is Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. I come from a long line of Simpletons. In the First World War, my great-great grandfather Huey B. Simpleton the Twentieth was the Chief Flag Boy. He would carry the flag to the British...
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Funny story: Welcome to Wales

Welcome to Wales

A land where everybody's surname seems to end in Jones, Evans or Davies: and isn't incest. A land of mountains so tall, you'd be stupid to use the train which conveniently runs alongside them. Where the sea meets the land and laughs at the football team along with the rest of the world. Welcome to Wales. English since 1282, Wales is a unique little place with it's own culture. People w...
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Funny story: Chapter the Ninth: Breakout

Chapter the Ninth: Breakout

A dedication to Abel Rodriguez and Bureau A voice whispering into my ear as a slow line of raindrops beat against my forehead... The feel of duck tape being bound against my wrists... The slow wafting of Mozart's Symphonies from an abandoned grammaphone... The blindfold was whipped off, and the darkness which had engulfed me was banished. Someone was holding a torch directly in my line...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown: Ode to a Leader

Gordon Brown: Ode to a Leader

Tony was gone. It was my time to shine. Move to the house between 11 and 9. Go to the Queen in a fancy car. Everyone's talking about me. At last I'm a star. Then things got squiffy. The economy crashed, the mistakes I made as Chancellor trashed the economy system. All was in flames. Some pointed fingers. Others shouted names. I? I worked on. As the war lumbered on. Northern Rock alrea...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 3. At the Bar of Life

Born to Spoof: Chapter 3. At the Bar of Life

The place smelled suspiciously of chocolate raisins, which had been discarded in a perfect line along the base of the bar. I noticed the bartender who give a courteour grimace. "New guy huh? What can I get you?" he said, offering out a weary hand. "The name's Skoob. I'm the bartender guy around here. I can open a tab, but I guess you don't got no money." I checked my pockets to discover my w...
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Funny story: Chapter Two: The Inner Sanctum

Chapter Two: The Inner Sanctum

There was a new guy on the block. That was our first impression. We'd been there for weeks now: many of us for months. Circles upon circles of desks, each congregating towards an inner ring. As usual, the Big Four were closest to the largest desk in the room. Then there was the rest of us. The new guy took a desk opposite me, and smiled. "How do. I'm Mr. Le Fete. I take it you're a writer...
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