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Funny story: You have been warned

You have been warned

Spare a thought today for Mr Tom Shaw, a UK resident, thrown off a train by nosy Security Guards. His alleged crime, writing down words that suggested he was intent on committing a criminal act. His "words" were titles of songs that he and his band would perform at their next gig. It's a timely warning to us all. Do not allow your kids to play FinalFantasy on a train. Do not read any book with...
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Funny story: David Cameron the candidates debate 20 things he must not say

David Cameron the candidates debate 20 things he must not say

1 Don't mention Margaret Thatcher 2 Don't mention Nigel Lawson 3 Don't mention Norman "rottweiler" Tebbit 4 Don't admit Maggie raped you when you were 12 5 Don't admit rottweiler held you down while Maggie raped you 6 Don't admit you enjoyed it 7 Don't say, I did not have sex with that woman 8 Don't mention the Common Market 9 Don't admit you know where Europe is 10 Don'...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown the candidates debate 10 things he must not say

Gordon Brown the candidates debate 10 things he must not say

1 Don't admit that you are Scottish 2 Don't admit that you are the unelected Prime Minister 3 Don't admit you voted for the war in Afghanistan 4 Don't admit there is a war in Afghanistan 5 Don't admit you used to be Chancellor of the Exchequer 6 Don't admit you are not an Old Etonian 7 Don't admit the economy can still go boom and bust 8 Don't mention the economy, stupid 9...
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Funny story: UK take away election coming up

UK take away election coming up

We have all heard of "the give away budgets" that bribe voters to elect certain political parties. Now we can reveal, "the take away election" with Labour and Conservative spin doctors feeding the media, times are hard, we must all tighten our belts. All, that is, except MP's who are set to receive a £1000 pay rise. So what can we expect them to take away? Bin collections will be a thing...
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Funny story: Ten things that make Susan Boyle fans, fanatics

Ten things that make Susan Boyle fans, fanatics

1. They love Susan Boyle 2. No criticism, however constructive, is acceptable to them 3. They spend their days and nights on subo fansites 4. They know every airline timetable and how to track any flight in the world 5. Many believe that Susan is the Lord's messenger 6. They never forgive, forget or compromise 7. They believe that every UK newspaper is trash, always reporting fal...
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Funny story: Subo culture een tochtje over de volle zee naar Nederland

Subo culture een tochtje over de volle zee naar Nederland

Miss Boyle, as a reward to her wonderful helpers in the shed, arranged a mini cruise to the Netherlands, it is reported. The happy group boarded their ferry at Newcastle at 5pm and made their way to their Commodore Class luxury cabins for the trip to IJmuiden in the Netherlands. Soon it was time to explore and in need of a malt, they tracked down a huge bar, with a stage and with an open vi...
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