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Funny story: Researchers Reveal People Love Their Dogs More Than Their Children

Researchers Reveal People Love Their Dogs More Than Their Children

A team of researchers at Michigan state university have evidence that confirms what many have long suspected: People love their dogs more than their kids. The research team led by Dr. April Mgonke took real time scans of subjects brains and looked at specific areas of the brain that became active when subjects were asked either about their pets or their children. "We saw that areas in the...
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Funny story: Madonna on Obama

Madonna on Obama

Today we are here with none other than Madonna Ciccone, also known as just "Madonna". Madonna is a superstar by any standard, having scores of top 40 hits spanning over decades, with crossover success in both films and publications. Madonna has been able to make over her image time and time again with great success, although lately Madonna seems stuck in the 80s. We reached out to Madonna to ge...
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Funny story: Trump's Third Day In Office

Trump's Third Day In Office

[President Trump, in an exclusive interview with Megyn Kelly:] "I admit, I was a little put out when the former speaker said that Ted Cruz was Satan incarnate, or something like that. I mean, what, me versus the cuban with the funny face? If anyone should be compared to Satan, and I mean in a good way, the best way, it's me." [Satan speaking at press conference at Yale Divinity School:] "...
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Funny story: Trump's New Con: Trump Church Of Monetary Unification

Trump's New Con: Trump Church Of Monetary Unification

Former presidential candidate Donald Trump might stumble but he never falls. In debt from his presidential bid and judgements from lawsuits over Trump University, the billionaire is moving on to his next business venture and redemption: The Trump Church Of Monetary Unification. This reporter attended a Trump rally, ostensibly a worship meeting, at the Atrium in the Trump Towers. Trump roused th...
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Funny story: Prof. Stephen Hawking on Black Holes

Prof. Stephen Hawking on Black Holes

Our science reporter from U-R-FKD magazine found Prof. Hawking in his study, hard at work at his computer. Our reporter, Toto Bohr, asked him some searching questions. Dr. Toto is no amateur in the field of scientific exploration. He is the man who invented the aquatic mousetrap, currently selling well in Malaysia. Hawking replied in his usual Dalek accent for which he is famous. B. So what...
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Funny story: Trump's Second Day in Office

Trump's Second Day in Office

need to impeach Justice Sotomayor because shes mex and cannot be impartial in ruling on my immigration plan. #POTUSTRUMP [Senator Mitch McConnell, former senate majority leader, and Representative Paul Ryan, former speaker of the house, address reporters at a press conference:] ". . . and so I condemn the suggestion in the President's tweet that Justice Sotomayor should recuse herself from r...
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Funny story: Would You Buy a Car From This Nominee?

Would You Buy a Car From This Nominee?

"Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders, you can call me Bernie. So, I've got several models here that might interest you, but first, tell me what you can afford. Thirteen thousand dollars? For a new car? I don't think so. A new all-electric vehicle would cost a lot more than that. I have a used Prius on the lot and I think I can talk my manager down to letting it go for thirteen five. But you gotta be careful wi...
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Funny story: Trump's First Day in Office

Trump's First Day in Office

[President Trump, speaking at a press conference in the White House Rose Garden:] ". . . at this very moment, I'm signing an executive order - where's that pen, anyone got a pen? - assigning the construction of the wall on our southern border to Lo Fat Construction Co. of Taiwan." [A reporter from CNN:] "Why is the work going to a foreign construction company instead of one here at home?"...
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Funny story: Dick on Van Dyke

Dick on Van Dyke

We are here today with Andy Dick to get his impressions of 90 year old comedic actor Dick Van Dyke. Andy Dick is best known as a comedian himself, having been a stock character on NewsRadio, a 7th place finisher with other C level celebrities on Dancing with the Stars, and having driven his car at least once into a utility pole while completely high on drugs. He has been accused of public groping...
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Funny story: Theroux on Trudeau

Theroux on Trudeau

We are sitting down today with actor Justin Theroux to get his impressions of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Theroux is an actor known for his starring role in The Leftovers, although his career has already spanned decades in mostly forgettable roles, such as "lawyer on phone" in Dedication and "DJ at party scene" in Tropic Thunder. Theroux may be best known for being married to J...
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Funny story: Hillary Grants Billingsgate Exclusive Interview

Hillary Grants Billingsgate Exclusive Interview

BILLINGSGATE POST: Going against the advice of her top adviser and alleged long-time squeeze, Huma Abedin, who is married to former New York Congressman, Carlos Danger, Hillary Clinton agreed to sit down with Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, the only man to have scored twelve doctorates and lived to talk about it. The following is a transcript of the exclusive interview: Billingsgate: Mrs. Clinton, d...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil: "Achieve your higher consciousness---stick your texting finger up your Ass!"

Dr. Phil: "Achieve your higher consciousness---stick your texting finger up your Ass!"

The audience at the Dr. Phil TV program gasped this afternoon when Dr. Phil unloaded on a program participant who had been found guilty of texting while driving in North Carolina severely injuring a woman and her small child. The man seemed totally unrepentant as Dr. Phil interviewed him. Dr. Phil: "Don't you feel terrible that your negligence caused these injuries of innocent people?" Ma...
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Funny story: Hodor still lives in the books

Hodor still lives in the books

I'm not one to spoil things, but in this case, I think it's warranted: Hodor doesn't die in the books. That's right. Your favorite character, with your favorite line, with your favorite nude scene. He's still alive in my version. The one that inspired the show. The one critics acclaimed as the best series since Lord of the Rings. Woo! Hodor is alive! We did it! But wait a second, if I keep w...
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Funny story: Photo-ops I Hate To See

Photo-ops I Hate To See

I dunno. Maybe it's just me. But it seems that photo-ops are increasingly boring these days. Same old, same old. Rarely do I see a unique one. Here are a few of the exceedingly boring variety that especially annoy me: -- At groundbreaking ceremonies, why do we have to be treated to photos of a bunch of politicians wearing hardhats and smilingly lifting heavy shovels? I mean really. Who are they...
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Funny story: How Trump's "One Child" Law For Hispanics Will Destroy Families.

How Trump's "One Child" Law For Hispanics Will Destroy Families.

Donald Trump likes to play up his status as a family man, displaying current and former wives along with his children for effect. But his proposed "One Child" policy for Hispanics is already having a disastrous effect on many families in the US. For one woman her dream of marrying may have to wait indefinitely. Mercedes, who works as a bathroom gender guard in Asheville North Carolina, told thi...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil: "Achieve your higher consciousness---stick your texting finger up your Ass!"

Dr. Phil: "Achieve your higher consciousness---stick your texting finger up your Ass!"

The audience at the Dr. Phil TV program gasped this afternoon when Dr. Phil unloaded on a program participant who had been found guilty of texting while driving in North Carolina severely injuring a woman and her small child. The man seemed totally unrepentant as Dr. Phil interviewed him. Dr. Phil: "Don't you feel terrible that your negligence caused these injuries of innocent people?" Ma...
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Funny story: Dear Democrats

Dear Democrats

Guess what I found in my bowl of cereal this morning? It's a Super Duper Delegate Ticket to your Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. Unfortunately a medical condition prevents me from attending. I'm allergic to political hypocrisy. My question is: Can I sell the ticket or trade it for something I can use? My understanding is that a super duper delegate is granted special po...
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Funny story: MI5 at Sixes and Sevens

MI5 at Sixes and Sevens

Top Secret ....Destroy after reading. The battle between MI5 and MI6 has got worse than the conflict between Man U and Man C with people snubbed in public and backs turned at the appropriate moment. The Queen is disturbed by these events and has decided to appoint Prince Charles to head up a new secret bureau of spies to be known as KC2 short for King Charles 2. It was not until the Quee...
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Funny story: Spoof writer ponders afterlife: "I wonder---does God laugh?"

Spoof writer ponders afterlife: "I wonder---does God laugh?"

I wonder---------Does God laugh? As I lay in bed a few nights ago and after I said my prayers, I do what I expect a lot of folks my age do, I wondered about heaven and about God. At eighty, not a bad time to start, right? Like, are there really a heaven and an afterlife? What's it like? Will they all be there? I heard once that a person asked a theologian if there were dogs in heaven. The theol...
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Funny story: Lost Letter of the The French Revolution Find

Lost Letter of the The French Revolution Find

A major historical find in the cellars of the British Museum has thrown new light on the reign of terror that gripped France just prior to the rise of the cardsharp, midget and Freemason called Napoleon Bonaparte. Historians consider the French Revolution one of the most important events in history, second only to the invention of canned baked beans. It ushered in the period of Enlightenment a...
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Funny story: 90s boy bands making a comeback?

90s boy bands making a comeback?

"It all started with me" stated the mid teenage kid with frosted tips known as the garb. "It started out as just a simple joke band, but has now become far more than a way of life for me" he continued to say. 90's boy bands. A phenomenon that left us a little more than a decade ago, yet its prepubescent frosted tip teenage vibes still somehow linger with us up to this very day. "Mistake! Ha, I...
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Funny story: How Fundamental Christian Churches and Donald Trump Are Alike

How Fundamental Christian Churches and Donald Trump Are Alike

At first glance, it appears that the Republican Party Fundamental Christian branch and Donald Trump have little to nothing in common. But looking closer, it appears that they share some very important traits: 1. Fundamental Christians and Trump are both are sure that they are infallible and never make any mistakes. 2. Both cling to a belief, no matter how unlikely or illogical, and will neve...
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Trump Promises to Bring Back Popular "Law & Order" Series

Upset by canceling of original "L&O" Trump repeatedly promises at Convention to bring back the popular TV series at 10 pm E.S.T. day after taking office."What did you think he meant?" campaign asks.
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