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Funny story: Trump trumps all the other Republican candidates

Trump trumps all the other Republican candidates

Interview of mob attending Trump's announcement he is running for the presidency, at the conclusion. Interviewer: Serge Flocco, NBC News, at 4.00 o'clock. "Madam," said Serge, dressed in his unique serge-blue suit, light gray cravat, and over-sized Skechers Flex-walk sandals, "what comments do you have to make about the Donald's announcement." "Thank you for asking," a madam dressed in ti...
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Funny story: The truth about "possible side effects"

The truth about "possible side effects"

I just paid attention to an often aired commercial about Lyrica, discretely mentioning a bunch of horrible side affects, one being skin sores. I had a vision of these sores appearing on a users face and the poor person chasing after people yelling, Stop, I don't have leprosy! I'm just taking a drug for diabetic pain! I swear the drug commercials have some powerful subliminal mind control go...
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Funny story: Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Limbaugh has turned over a new leaf and has started criticizing Republican candidates. Hey, that's a good thing, right? Well... maybe. Depends on how you look at it. After all, "Truth is what works," as one famous American famously said. Recently, on his viral (or at least highly virulent) radio show, "Rush the Magic White Boy," sinister allegations started circulating about Ted...
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Funny story: Poem found as undecipherable as any in the New Yorker

Poem found as undecipherable as any in the New Yorker

Dear Poetry Fans, I found the most interesting poem yesterday when I was thumbing through the "Baseball Digest," from August 15, 1987. I was looking over some old baseball cards I had examining the edges and looking for creases. I wanted to see what they were worth. There is a certain quality to the poem that I can't describe. I want to share it with you.
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Funny story: Model prayer for all occasions discovered in Kansas

Model prayer for all occasions discovered in Kansas

The Green Cathedral, Harrisburg, Kansas The Honorable Crowley Smitherson, asst. Minister From the Pulpit, Dear Friends, We've all had to enter the new modern age and leave behind some cherished ideas. One is prayer. We aren't giving up on prayer yet. But, in the interim, we are standardizing the prayers we use. We have decided to eliminate all prayers in favor of one brief, standardized...
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Funny story: "Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

"Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

The achingly-TECHNICALLY-NOT-NEO-CON!!! Hoover Institute has been facing, not so much a funding crisis, (hell no!) as a trolling crisis. Yup! By now, millions of still-benighted citizens of the Global Village wildly insinuate that they have finally sussed out what's going on… Aye, a wicked legion of notoriously disingenuous and cynical conspiracy theorists now wantonly assert that the Hoov...
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Funny story: BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

It is said that for some, the anti-Israel BDSM campaign represents a golden opportunity for antisemites to hide their bigotry and hatred under a cloak of respectability. But others consider the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions Movement to be an absolute godsend (well, more like Marxsend, Trotsend, Chomskend, whatever)… To wit, an easy and ethically unproblematic opportunity to show one's u...
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Funny story: An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead...)

An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead...)

An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead.....) ...but we aren't going to let that stop us.... The Spoof has gained the unique opportunity to interview the infamous terrorist Osama bin Laden, the instigator of the 911 attacks on the U.S. Reaching him at his present location in Purgatory, we were able to have the following conversation with him - Rfreed - Good...
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Funny story: Littlejohn Revives Spectre of Yewtree: Let Socrates Rest in Peace! (1/2)

Littlejohn Revives Spectre of Yewtree: Let Socrates Rest in Peace! (1/2)

Pulp fiction bohemian, notable public figure, economic migrant and Daily Mail man of letters Richard Littlejohn has recently written and provided a measured and balanced response™... To Operation Yewtree's relentless persecution of countless dead white men (and the occasional dead non-white person). The loony lefty Operation Yewtree campaign has been off the news for months, but it pro...
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Funny story: Littlejohn Revives Spectre of Yewtree: Let Socrates Rest in Peace! (2/2)

Littlejohn Revives Spectre of Yewtree: Let Socrates Rest in Peace! (2/2)

Last time, Richard Littlejohn boldly and courageously vindicated the honour of some boring, dusty Athenian smart-arse that nobody gives a crap about. Nope! I don't mean that postmodern ivory tower casino economics dude from Syriza, but if the cap fits… Oh wait, that was a bit stereotypically "right-wing" wasn't it? Must be catching, huh? Yes, in my last column, I was long-windedly holding...
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Funny story: ISIS 13 Commandments

ISIS 13 Commandments

ISIS of 635 AD was able to destroy great civilizations: Syria, Persia, India etc. But thereafter, the genes of these creatures, due to repeated raping, stabilized in the DNA of victimized people and have kept multiplying ever since. The Islamic historians and scholars have recorded the details of the atrocities with great pleasure and pride, that is, the slaughtering of Persians, Syrians and H...
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Funny story: The Spoof writer donates one point to break tie

The Spoof writer donates one point to break tie

The Spoof Magazine is happy to announce the breaking of the tie between MJaeger and Wilco Timmins. Both of these writers had 564 points and were in a dead heat. For a period of 2 months, each one has been writing in a fury to get ahead of the other. MJaeger, sent an email to, Madge Fontana, currently in first place with a whopping 8,243 points. In it MJaeger asks,"Madge can you give me a poi...
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Funny story: The Spoof refuses Pulitzer prize

The Spoof refuses Pulitzer prize

Today The Spoof, an online magazine, refused to accept a Pulitzer Prize. A spokeswoman for The Spoof said, "We have talked to the Pulitzer Prize committee and told them our magazine is written by thousands of writers, and each one should get a Pulitzer in recognition of their outstanding work." The committee stated through it official staff personage," "We don't hand out thousands of Pulitze...
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Funny story: ACA: Abominable Care Act

ACA: Abominable Care Act

The ACA is a cruel hoax disguised as a humanitarian gesture. It was sold as a merciful social policy but in reality it is a diabolical scheme that's paramount to institutionalized genocide. Insurance corporations bribed Congress to make universal coverage mandatory. So now perfectly healthy people are forced to pay for insurance they don't need. Since the insurers fiduciary obligation to enrich sh...
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Funny story: Police Excuses As To Why They Threw A Fifteen Year Old Black, Bikini Clad, Barefoot Girl To The Ground And Pinned Her Down In McKinney, Texas.

Police Excuses As To Why They Threw A Fifteen Year Old Black, Bikini Clad, Barefoot Girl To The Ground And Pinned Her Down In McKinney, Texas.

"She might have had an Uzi in her panties." "She could be a Kung-Fu expert and have attacked all nine of us and beaten us up." "They could have had this whole pool party rigged with explosives Columbine style and she was running to set them off." "There is always the possibility that she is an Isis sympathizer and had explosives in her bikini top." "They are really all Black Panther ju...
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Funny story: Campain In The Ass

Campain In The Ass

The overarching attribute required of any presidential contender is to be a megalomaniac. There is certainly no shortage of them in politics but only a relative few have the wherewithal to wheel-and-deal, and back-stab their way up to the primaries. Because only a few are so desperate and depraved, and so addicted to power, to see that their blind ambition has led them to the point of no return. I...
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Funny story: Banished - A Short Story

Banished - A Short Story

The warm rays of the sun pleasantly woke the two. Eve had rested well, her mind in a state of exhilaration with her discovery of the "headache powder" power over Adam she could exercise at will. Adam, on the other hand, did not sleep well due to this same power. Eve looked forward to the adventures the day would bring, while Adam looked forward to the adventures the night might bring. Eve suggeste...
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Funny story: Beyonce Reveals Weight Loss Secrets

Beyonce Reveals Weight Loss Secrets

"The Beyonce-approved "22-Day Revolution" vegan diet regimen was created by celeb trainer Marco Borges, and she's such a fan that she wrote the forward to his book. Beyonce and Marco will also be launching a vegan meal delivery service together. Read more at http://thefix.ninemsn.com.au/2015/06/09/08/24/fix090615beyonce-diet-and-weight-struggle Said Beyonce: Day One was truly amazing,...
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Funny story: Father and Son Watch the Cup Final on Telly

Father and Son Watch the Cup Final on Telly

Young nine-year old Sean and his dad Pat are seated together on a sofa in their living room watching the UEFA European Cup Final between Barcelona the hot favourites and Juventus on the tele. The boy balances a football on his knees. With five minutes left in the game and the scoreline 2-1 to Barcelona dad's nerves, like his finger nails, are frayed. The following conversation takes place. Dad...
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Funny story: Oops! I'm Running Again (for Rick Perry)

Oops! I'm Running Again (for Rick Perry)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oops! I'm running again You'd better believe I'm in this to win Oh baby It might seem like a rush But you know I'm serious 'Cause I grew up in Texas Where you know we hate taxes. Oh baby, baby Oops, I'm running again I played with your heart and refused Medicaid Oh baby, baby Oops, you know that I'm real That I'm sent from a...
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Funny story: Don't be afraid to pray to the Holy Spirit

Don't be afraid to pray to the Holy Spirit

May 31, 2015 3 minutes after Vespers Written on my iPhone Sent by email to the website, "PrayersGalore.universe Dear Holy Spirit, Yesterday I prayed to Jesus, God, Mary, St. Dominick the thin, Mother Doris,and Nun Kolodnic. I asked for wisdom, guidance, truth, clarity, and a bagel with cream cheese. I hope you are not offended that I didn't include you in my prayers. It wasn't an...
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Funny story: Sepp's Main Aim

Sepp's Main Aim

With the re-election of Sepp Blatter as head of the mafia Back and to the Left news travelled to Switzerland to visit the man himself. After passing more security than a secret research facility we were taken to a giant pool room. Half naked beauties bathed in a pool of champagne and frolicked under waterfalls of gold flecked water. We would have given them a wave but that would be a breach of...
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