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Funny story: Дорогой Хиллари (Dear Hillary)

Дорогой Хиллари (Dear Hillary)

Please excuse my bad English. You most probably are wondering why I am writing to you, after what happened. What I did. Is very hard for man like me to admit, but I made mistake. How you say in American, "Vlad backed wrong horse." Or maybe even better, "Vlad have buyer's regret." Would much rather have you in White House than unpredictable red head. You at least are predictable. But I...
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Funny story: Never say Neverland

Never say Neverland

Never Never Land, CA --- The late Michael Jackson's estate, Never Never Land, named for Neverland, the fantasy island on which "lost boys" never become men, was the singer's home and, according to "unproven" allegations, the site of several molestations by "Wacko Jacko," as Jackson is also known. Supposedly, Wacko molested several preteen males who stayed at Never Never Land as his overnight "gues...
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Funny story: Rachel Maddow: The Secrets of Her Success

Rachel Maddow: The Secrets of Her Success

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK ---- Rachel "Meow" Maddow says her qualifications as the hostess of MSNBC's The Rachel "Meow" Maddow Show are her "lesbianism and her liberalism, in that order." A graduate of the University of Oxford (Mississippi), she boasts of her doctorate in politics and says she agrees with almost everything in "the Eisenhower-era Republican platform." When he heard of her statement,...
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Funny story: Has "The Simpletons" Lost Its Way? D'oh!

Has "The Simpletons" Lost Its Way? D'oh!

HOLLYWEIRD, CA ---- The Simpletons is an animated situation comedy created by Matt Groaning for the Crazy-Like-a-Fox Broadcasting Company. The supposedly satirical series focuses on the Simpleton family, Homo, Barge, Barf, Pizza, and Maggot, who live in Stinkfield. Supposedly, the show parodies American culture, the middle class, suburbia, society, television, radio, democracy, capitalism, the...
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Funny story: KFC isn't as FLG as it used to be (and ought to be)

KFC isn't as FLG as it used to be (and ought to be)

DOGPATCH, KY ---- Kentucky Fried Chicken, more commonly known by the initials FLG (for "finger-lickin' good") claims to be a restaurant that "happens to sell fast food," rather than a fast-food franchise. With nearly 20,000 locations, there's probably one near you unless you live in a country other than the United States, although there are one or two FLGs in such third-world hellholes as the Unit...
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Funny story: Brexit nearly happened in 1886

Brexit nearly happened in 1886

Brexit covers the newspapers these days like a tramp's vomit, but it isn't the first time Britain has considered leaving a large international organisation - it nearly happened in 1886. While the British Empire was approaching its peak, there was a small movement for Britain to leave it. Coincidentally, it was led by my great-uncle, also named Sir Geoffroy Cockface. Sir Geoffroy was trouserer t...
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Funny story: Ode to the Rich and Famous!

Ode to the Rich and Famous!

Written under my bridge somewhere in Amsterdam: My buttocks have no skin left, my feet dangle in the passing, pristine, ice cold waters of Amsterdam's polluted canals attempting to stop a rusty, discarded bike, thrown over a railing by a discarded junkie. My flea bitten mongrel just shat on my blanket made up of De Algemeen Dagblad, slightly yellow, and now my sore arse will have to be cleaned...
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Funny story: Mick "Let Them Eat Coal" Mulvaney--And Other Nicknames For Trump's New Director Of OMB

Mick "Let Them Eat Coal" Mulvaney--And Other Nicknames For Trump's New Director Of OMB

Director of OMB Mick Mulvaney had no idea what he started when he was overheard saying "Let them eat coal" after a press conference in Washington DC. His comment was in response to journalists who questioned the effects GOP budget cuts will have on our most vulnerable citizens. A thousand memes were launched from that one comment alone. Now it seems everyone has a favorite nickname for Mulva...
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Funny story: Remembering Bill Clinton

Remembering Bill Clinton

We have seen him grow in his eight years in office. He has matured through age and grown in our hearts. With that ever charming smile, he can catch your heart in a twinkle. He is the man, the myth, the legend, and our most favorite president. William "Bill" Clinton has been known to have a touch with women, just ask Monica Lewinsky if you don't agree with us! It is the very reason he w...
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Funny story: Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment

Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment

Yikes! Are the aliens from outer space arriving? No, not yet, anyway. There's an interesting backstory here. A reporter from The Spoof, one skilled in talking and understanding "drone talk," has gotten the scoop from the nosy drone. Here's the skinny. Apparently the drone was flying near the apartment house when he noticed that one of the residents was watching the movie "Star Wars,"...
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Funny story: Blame Someone Else: Trump's Art Of The Squeal

Blame Someone Else: Trump's Art Of The Squeal

US President Donald Trump is quick to take the credit for any good news that happens on his watch, for example: preventing the Bowling Green Massacre and trashing the US so illegal immigrants will want to stay in their home countries. But when things go sour, Trump starts to look for someone to take the blame. In an all too familiar pattern, Trump's Art of the Deal looks more and more like the...
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Funny story: Being a numeric genius has its advantages, and unfortunately, too, its disadvantages

Being a numeric genius has its advantages, and unfortunately, too, its disadvantages

Jarred T. Thistlewind was always the last person to show up for the party. He was also the last guy to show up for work, and to stand idly by at the bus stop on the corner of Courier Street and Phelps Avenue on his way to work, and he was even two weeks late to wish his wife of seven years a "Happy Anniversary" greeting on April 8, along with a bottle of Pinot noir, which they always drank in bed...
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Funny story: What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows?

What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows?

In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting. They decide what will be aired, what will be written, who will star in what and who will be shot for making the wrong joke. What if they just went a step further and ran the governments just like they were game shows (aren't they anyway?)? Maybe the results would be something like this: KING FOR...
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Funny story: Review of Bethlehem Motel 24th December by Joseph

Review of Bethlehem Motel 24th December by Joseph

TripAdvisor Review of Bethlehem Motel - 24th December -0001 We stayed at the Bethlehem Motel for one night on 24th December and wish we'd never bothered!! I should have known better with just a single star above the hotel sign. I was shattered and really just needed a place to rest my ass and heavily pregnant fiancée for the night. When we arrived the Motel owner told us we were in luck as h...
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Funny story: I Wire Tapped Trump Tower

I Wire Tapped Trump Tower

Ok, I admit this in writing, anonymously, for now I fear for my life. I wire tapped Trump Tower. President Trump blames Obama, but I have never met President Obama and in all honesty, although it would make a great story, President Obama had nothing to do with it. Actually, it was Hillary Clinton, well not directly, but it was Hillary's team who directed the wiretap. I should be more clea...
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Funny story: You too can be president!

You too can be president!

That's right! You too can be President of the United States of America! It can be surprisingly easy. If you think that you lack the qualifications to be President, because you don't have any experience in government, because you know nothing about foreign affairs, or the economy, or the Constitution, or the environment, or because you have the attention span of a gnat, well think again! None...
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Funny story: Dear Congressman Chaffetz

Dear Congressman Chaffetz

Dear Congressman Chaffetz: I just wanted you to know that the day after you spoke out about health insurance for low income Americans, I cancelled my order for a new iPhone 7. Not only that, but I got together with the other tenants in my apartment building, and persuaded them to cancel their orders for new iPhones. And without any further urging from me, they voted to a man to cancel all out...
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Funny story: Trump Administration Decides to Run Advertising About How Great Administration Is

Trump Administration Decides to Run Advertising About How Great Administration Is

The Trump Administration has once more outdone itself! Where it once was very anti-media, they have done a 180 and purchased advertising time on television, radio, and even small-time newspapers, saving many of them from bankruptcy. The mass media advertising blitz comes right after Trump's National Tour, which began in a Florida airport and continued in Nashville and on to the rest of the nati...
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Funny story: Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Julian Assange and Nigel Farage Just the two of them, no entourage. A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning, Unexpected, rushed, without warning. Secrets shared in breathless whispers, Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears. Half -spoken words, a pat on the back Subtle handshake, a knowing smile. Good old Nigel, a faithful mate. He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...
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Funny story: Is there a talent for being evil

Is there a talent for being evil

Is villainy a talent? If so, where does it come from? Is it genetic, or learned? Some put the blame on society, culture or religion. Whatever. Before getting into it we need to know what is meant by evil. Perhaps the following words can clarify the word scope of villainy: natural disasters, diseases, birth defects, war, destruction, deception, anger, gluttony, vanity, ego, pride, lust,...
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Funny story: Rules of Engagement

Rules of Engagement

'FM 6-0 Commander and Staff Organization and Operations', is a US Army field manual, formerly inaccessible to public, but now it is. FM 6-0 was intended as a planning tool for battalion sized units and larger. It seems the book has rendered itself obsolete. The reason is obvious: conventional warfare is not foreseeable in near future. In 1970s, we used to find passages in publication as to the...
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Funny story: Salesman Le Client movie

Salesman Le Client movie

'Death of a Salesman' is a play written by Arthur Miller. It won the 1949 Pulitzer Prize. This title has been high jacked by a fraudulent filmmaker. He calls his film in English 'The Salesman' and in French '.'The Client! Among Iranians, fraud, deep-rooted, is highly valued. In doubt? Read Nature Science Magazine to see how many top ranking Iranian and so-called scientists/ officials have ille...
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